歌詞
I'm going to hold a rhyming competition
To prove that England is the greatest still
But if I don't like the rhyme that you have written
I reserve the right to poet for to kill
This could mean the big time
Have you heard of this man Moriarty
Who's never appeared with Russell Harty?
The reason is this: I've been out on the...
That was a terrible rhyme, who's the next victim?
A nobleman from old Bohemia
Whose daughter was christened Euphemia
Though she was a real stunner, she married a gunner
With shankers and hemophilia
That was a beautiful rhyme, the finest in my ladybook
The reason was this: I've been out on the...
Right in the old Niagara
There was a young lady of Tottenham
Who had no manners, I had forgotten them
At tea at the vicar's, she ripped off her knickers
Because she said he felt hot in them
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
Why aren't I in this recording?
There was a young man of Tralee
Who was stung on the neck by a wasp
When asked, "Did it hurt?" He replied, "Not at all
It can't do..."
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
The morning in Ardmore and Irgal
He harmed the birds and the burgle
The old foggin' glue, he done red and blue
And he ground all the gwords and the gurgle
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
There was a young man from York and Humber
Who married a girl from Parma
On honeymoon night, bed catch alight
So he get up and put on pajamas
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
There was a young Nazi from Berlin
Voted for Hitler in hopes that he would win
Now he cleans all the shoes of the Golderscreen drools
Boy, they got it in for him
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
There was a young man called Gandhi
Who went into the bar for the shandy
With his great loincloth, he wiped off the froth
And the barman said, "Blimey, that's handy!"
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
That was a jolly good rhyme, sing us another one do
Stop, stop, stop
Just a minute, they're fading us out
Is this an audition for rhyme, me?
Stop that fading out, that August is coming the best
They're fading us out
These are the finest rhymes I've ever heard for your life
Tara, true, I'm sorry that fool who made a rude noise
Look, I know a good rhyme when I hear one
That was a jolly good rhyme
Jolly little song, Baba
Very nice
Sing us another one
Oh, they are rude, those Coombs, you know?
Everybody get out of here, get out of here
The reason was this: I was out on the...
