歌詞
She says I'm a beast
Gotta kill me and put me out of her misery
Jerking around like a yo-yo
Like Godzilla walking over Tokyo
Pulling people out of windows and cars
Eating them whole without thinking twice first
Yeah, that's me I guess
But why don't you give it a rest?
She says a lot of things, I'm not surprised
Significant others are inclined to improvise
For example, I'm a closet Don Juan
'Cause I chew on my ice and suck on my gum
I make eyes at all her friends
That irresistible pack of loose ends
I'm already guilty, so I guess I'll confess
If you just give it a rest
She says I'm a misogynist
A selfish, elfish hedonist
That's just a misinterpretation
I slip on my tongue but get a gross exaggeration
I never said Thelma and Louise wasn't gender bending
Tell me Jesus was a woman, I won't contest
You're just incapable of feeling
So you might as well give yourself a rest
I like women, but the liquor is quicker
I get down in the mouth and put my mind in the gutter
I can feel bottomless in a topless bar
'Cause where women are degraded, I can't be far
Yeah, that fits me like a black eye
The biggest mistake you'll ever deny
I'm a jerk and a pissant and a scurvy insect
But at least I loved you, so why won't you give it a rest?
