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Stop eating all that chocolate
Eat salad instead
In fact you're a half-wit
You're from somewhere or other
Why don't you bugger off back
To Xanadu, an island
Glamrick
Glamrick
Don't try to cheat me, I'm fragile
You hang around with camera crews in shell suits
You lecture on sweets
You read Viz comic
Glamrick
Glamrick
You are bequeathed in suede
You are entrenched in suede
Glamrick
You've got celluloid in your genes, Dad
You're glamrick
You cut my income by one third
You are working on a video project
You hog the bathroom
And never put your hand in your pocket
Glamrick
You're glamrick
You're hating Molaguer in Spain
But can't read between the lines
Your price cut down
You're on one of the best songs I've ever heard by Stephen King
Glamrick
Rimstone
Your Clearasil produces Richtofen rashes
Sideboard-like on mountains
Clearasil is in conjunction
Shedrack the shark
Glamrick
You post out sixty-page computer printouts
On the end of forests
All the above will come back to you
And confirm you as a damn pearce of glamrick
Glamrick
You're glamrick