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Well, they said it was the cheapest fare at this time of year
And they said it's nice and safe, and you got nothing to fear
So I will take this old plane to get to you
Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you
Twenty minutes later, the plane crashes down
And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown
And then all I could hear is the hiss of the track
I say, "Why the hell not?" and I jump on the back
And I will take this old train to get to you
Yes, I will take this old train to get to you
She said, "Get off my train, you dirty hobo"
And I tried to explain, but it was a no-go
It was a no-go for this hobo
He said for fifty bucks, I could take her
And he was sure that this lemon could make it
So I will take this old car to get to you
Yes, I will take this old car to get to you
So I get driving a couple miles out of this old part of town
My engine explodes with a horrible sound
But I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you
