James Hetfield Is the Table!

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Data creazione: 2 Nov 2011
“I am the table” -James Hetfield

You heard it!

James Hetfield is the table:
For their latest chef d'oeuvre "Lulu", Metallica collaborated with the musical genius that is Lou Reed. The album mixes atonal-poem rants with unfitting heavy riffing to create a unique musical masterpiece unlike anything that has ever been released before. Praised by critics and loved by fans, this album will certainly go down as one of the finest digital recordings in music history.

The famous lyrics "I am the table" come from the song "The View":
Deep, emotional lyrics that give a very rich insight of his personal struggles.

With the outing of James being the table, a fitting picture was also on the rise on James Hetfield's Last.FM page.
On November 1, 2011 this picture reached the first placed and was then of course to be seen as the main picture. On November 2, 2011 however, the picture was wiped off the face of earth for seemingly no apparent reason, pure propaganda.

Incriminating evidence:

Lets take a closer look:

November 2, 2011: Later the same day, another table bit the dust:

November 3, 2011: The third coming of the holy table.

November 5, 2011 updates:

November 9, 2011:

November 10, 2011:

December 18, 2011:

It has been a while, but once more the table returns!

December 20, 2011:

May 21st 2012 update

During the course of past half year many tables have risen and fallen, only to be risen again. Among those risen were these brave ones:

August 5th 2012 - Enter Table, not even the new outlook could save James from the tables

September 28th update: Tables just keep creeping their way back!

Let's throw in a Lulu-Lars just for laughs too


“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away.” -Elvis Presley

With these words of wisdom in mind, this group was created. The truth has to be said, James is the table.

Join if you support James the table.
Lulu Hall of Fame Quotes:
“metal fans are threatening to shoot me, and that's only because I showed up.” -Lou Reed
That and Lulu, Lou...

“They haven't even heard the record yet, and they're recommending various forms of torture and death.” -Lou Reed
Lou obviously never heard of the ethic of reciprocity. One should not treat others in ways that one would not like to be treated.

“No-one wants 'Lulu Part 2', but on Radio Lou, in my head where I hear these songs, I want more of it” -Lou Reed
Could it be? Lulu Part 2 possibly set for release on 21.12.2012? The end of time is near.

"Just shut your fuck off"' -naseh-bahrami
Raging Metallica fanboy in defense of Lulu.

"I think this thing needs a champion. This is for people who are literate," -Lou Reed
And deaf.

"What?' It's like Iggy Pop making a record with ABBA. You're sitting there going, 'Where's the connection here?'" -Alice Cooper
Alice Cooper on Metallica collaborating with Lou Reed.

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