Paroles
You can never see it
Or keep it in a jar
You cannot escape it
Not even in your car
It is not a mineral
Animal or plant
You will never find it
Don't try because you can't
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it till it stinks
And touch it baby
Its weight doesn't matter
Neither does its size
If you look into it
It burns out your eyes
Do not breathe around it
Sniffle, sneeze or cough
If you were to touch it
Your skin would sizzle off
Make it so it hurts your face
Then touch it
Spank it till it stinks
Touch it baby
It's the Mighty Penis Laser
The cause for every scream
It is better than anything you've got
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Now is when the horror will be truly felt
And the sick smell of death will soon be smelt
It is a laser beam
It will never be seen
And its shit is far more flammable than gasoline
Make it so it hurts your face, and touch it
Spank it 'til it stinks
Touch it baby
It is incapable of reasoning
This is the part where we sing
Da da, dadada da
Da da da da daaaa
Da daaaaaa
Da da da
Ooooaaa
It's the Mighty Penis Laser
The cause for every scream
It is better then anything you've got
Cause it's made out of a laser beam
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum
Bum bum bum
Da da, dadada da
Da da da da daaaa
Da daaaaaaa
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
Mighty Penis Laser
