Vegetarians of the world unite and save the day. And to all meat eaters - you are sleeping, you do not want to believe.
For many of us who came of age in the mid '80s, The Smiths probably provided the soundtrack to a political maturing as much as an emotional one. My epochal moment of teenage rebellion came on July 23, 1986, a day I had strategically reserved for the purchase of The Queen Is Dead, so as to coincide with the wedding of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson.
The gesture had its drawbacks: it took me 15 minutes to be served in an empty Woolworth's, unable to distract the shop assistants from the spectacle of Ferguson's 17-foot long train inching its way up the aisle of Westminster Abbey.