It's hard to imagine that this won't go down as the greatest cannibalistic singalong of all time. In an alternate universe, there's a commercial with a little kid sitting at a table, turning up his nose, slowly picking at a bowl of brains, before pushing it away and asking his mom to get him some guts the next time she goes to the store. We cut to the next morning, where the kid shuffles over to the breakfast table and sits down expecting more brains--until mom slaps down a box of GUTS cereal onto the table, prompting a big stupid grin from the kid. The commercial ends with a blast of feces splattering the camera lens as the kid eagerly chows down on a small intestine, half of which is wiggling back and forth across his chin. This song plays over that commercial, and that alternative universe ... well, it's better than ours.