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Bro, that was crazy
For real dude
We've earned a whole vacation Marshall, you know what time it is?
Err... eleven:forty?
Nah bro, It's time to kick back
It's time to relax
It's been so long, it feels so nice to even say that
Honestly, and while Adam's gone we've still got each other
You know who we are
WE'RE THE YO BROTHERS!
It's time to celebrate, yeah I know the perfect way
I spent all of my ancient coins on something for my birthday
What?
I bought a new appliance from our local Home Depot
A handy dandy fridge, temperature subzero
Oh nah bruh, no way bro actually got a fridge in Sea of Thieves
Follow me, I swear that it's right below deck
It's right by the bed where Adam likes to have... tea!
Well here it is
It's marvelous
It's got all of the qualities that you'd want in a fridge
A stainless steel wonder we can use to store fish
Or any other swashbuckling scrumptious dish
But Lee, we gave our last grub to Adam
You got a good point but we can just get more
After all, that's what our shovels are for
Erm, no. Actually, they're for digging up the booty which we could be looting if that reaper Didn't go shooting
Shut up nerd
Was that a sneeze? What was that bruh
Don't worry about it
Bless you
Thank you
I got some grubs, and I got some worms
Got 'em from the ground, yeah, digging in the dirt
Get a fish from the sea biting on the bait
Put the ocean's bounty on my silvered plate
Yeah, we'll catch some fish and put them in our fridge
Keep 'em fresh and cold like a winter snow ridge
We're The Yo Brothers, we're always on the grind
And even when we're chillin', we've got fish on our mind
I want a dish with some fish on the side
What kind of delicious fish can we find?
Splashtail, plentifin, islehopper, pondie
Got to catch them all, yeah I'm getting kinda hungry
Ancientscale, wildsplash, battlegills and wreckers
It's hard to fit them all inside just a couple measures
And don't forget the devilfish, they're quite meaty
But if we eat them all too much we could risk diabetes
We'll fry them up or maybe grill them too
Add some spices and we'll have a tasty stew
Our fridge of fish, it's a treasure to behold
We'll never go hungry with these fish, so bold
But wait, isn't treasure meant to be sold?
You're right dude, and it's always nice to have gold
Maybe we should take our giant haul to the hunters
We can make some coin that's not just stealing plunder
Let's mark our map for the North Star Seapost
Set sail away from the Thieves Haven seacoast
We've been gone fishing for at least four hours
And we've caught more than any man could devour
There's so many, I can't keep track of them all
It's time to sell them off at the Hunter's Call!
Put them in a bucket and we'll hand them to Serik
We'll get a fortune, this assortment ain't generic
It's a good thing we kept them all in the fridge
By the time we arrived they'd be rotting a bit
That was quite relaxing, let's run it back again
Just sitting on the ship and fishing with my friend
We got to get some more bait, we went through about one hundred
The rate at which we went through them is actually kind of wondrous
I got some leeches
I got some worms
Yooo, Marshall?
What is it Lee
I'll tell you one thing, it's not bait