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What you making?
Fruitcake!
What you baking?
Fruitcake!
Candied cherries, red dye number two,
Green cherries?
Green ones too!
It's fruitcake!
It's fruitcake!
Pecans or walnuts,
Citrus peel, lots of stuff,
Add what you feel!
Sticks of butter, cinnamon,
Mo-molasses, lots of dark rum,
Artificial color, artificial flavor,
If your family don't want it,
Give it to a neighbor!
It's fruitcake!
It's fruitcake!
What you're making?
Fruit cake!
What you're baking?
Fruit cake!
Candy, cherries, red dye number two,
Green cherries?
Bring ones too!
It's fruit cake!
Making up cake!
A little bit of mace,
The stuff they spray in your face?
Oh no, you sillies!
It's a spice for taste!
Put the oven on low,
Three hours or mo
Wrap it in rum...
Yum, yum, yum,
Fruitcake!
Fruit cake!
Heavy as lead.
Fruitcake!
If it hits in the head!
Fruit cake!
It could kill you dead!
It's Fruitcake!
Yeah, fruitcake!
Artificial color, artificial flavor.
If your family don't want it,
Give it to a neighbor!
Fruitcake!
Yeah fruitcake!
What you're making?
Fruit cake!
What you're baking?
Fruit cake!
Candy, cherries, red dye number two,
Green cherries?
Bring ones too!
It's fruit cake!
It's fruit cake!
Do the fruitcake...
Don't call me fruitcake...
What's the fruitcake...
Hey fruitcake...
You're a fruitcake...
Dummy fruitcake...
