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If it's different, punch
Lager, lunch
If it moves, root
Quacks, shoot
Mates, protect
Wife, neglect
Wages, bet
Vicious, pet
American, ape
A blonde, gape
Boobs, inflate
V8, venerate
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If it's sport, booze
License, lose
Engine, thrash
Buttcrack, flash
If it's the boys, lairin'
Women, no swearin'
The footy trip, anaesthesia
Back home, amnesia
Party, newted
Bedroom, putrid
Foreplay, forgotten
If it's rockin', don't bother knockin'
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If it's a party, fight
If it's winning, skite
If it's politics, right
If it's flatulence, light
If it's tabloid, believe it
If it's broadsheet, don't read it
If it's music, rock
If it's casino, flock
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