Songtext
If you ever meet a dinosaur
Stomping through the wood
Give him a marmite sandwich
He thinks they're rather good
If you ever meet a dinosaur
Swimming in the sea
Give him a marmite sandwich
He likes them for his tea
So you'd better have marmite sandwiches
Everywhere you go
You never know when a dinosaur will say hello
Except they're extinct
But if you ever meet a dinosaur
Lying in a pond
Give him a marmite sandwich
Of them he's rather fond
If you ever meet a dinosaur
Shopping round the town
Give him a marmite sandwich
And that will stop his frown
If you ever meet a dinosaur
On your way to school
Give him a marmite sandwich
He thinks they're very cool
If you ever meet a dinosaur
Walking down the street
Just give him a marmite sandwich
It's the only thing he'll eat