Songtext
Scumbag sits on his milk crate all day long
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum-Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Scumbag, he used to be a famous actor
The pretty Broadway butterflies would flutter
To his dressing room at night
Till one sad day a monarch flew through his window
And broke his heart
Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies cringe in perfect shock
At five his workday through, he rides a cross-town bus
His milk crate abides
Till morn when he returns to greet the ladies
Scumbag sits on his milk crate all day long
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum-Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies cringe in perfect shock
At five his workday through, he rides a cross-town bus
To God knows where
And nobody tells him what to do
And nobody tells him what to do
I'd like to live like that, now wouldn't you?
