Songtext
There's no way in hell
I'm turning 25 this year
I barely got the chance to live
As if the planet's end is near
I'm looking down at a souvenir penny
I bought when I was twenty
Thinking "I coulda swore that I got
that in Cleveland last weekend"
Can I pretend I'll never die
I have all the photos
And I've racked up all the debt
To convince your average bear
I've lived a lifetime of regret
But I've been feeling like I'm stuck in beta
I've seen the same number on pay stubs
Since I started working
Two months after I turned fifteen (holy fuck)
Holy shit was that really ten years
All my friends settled down or got famous
For better or worse, I feel weightless
Taking acid before the casino
There's no consequences in limbo
I don't trust the people who give me advice
Cause I wouldn't wanna live their fucking life
I'm constantly in a state of almost making it
Yet I feel further back than when I started so
There's no way in hell
I'm turning 25 this year
I swear to god, no way in hell
I'm turning 25 this year
I swear no way in hell
I'm turning 25 this year
I swear to god, no way in hell
I'm turning 25 this year
No way in hell
There's no way in hell I'm turning 26 this year
