Songtext
One day i went to lidl
i went to shoplift at lidl
then i got caught in lidl
so i don't go back to lidl
One day i went to asda
i went to shoplift in asda
then i got caught in asda
so i don't go back to asda
One day i went to lidl
i was really really hungry
i went to shoplift in lidl
because i have no money money
i looked around and no one was lookin lookin
so i put some juice in my pocket
and i walked towards the door
and as i'm walkin walkin walkin
on the shop floor
