stevevickers

jacquisadler wrote:

Well, thanks, last.fm, for totally stuffing up that joke! I left a really long gap between 'is' and 'great' and last.fm bloody closed the gap! Could you just imagine it is there and smile a bit for me? Pfft. I hope you're going to the FOTL gig in Sheffield. I doubt the curve of Falco's lower back is as inspiring a reason to go as it is for me, but hopefully the music will be enough. He's such a lovely man. I repaid his kindness in sorting out my confiscated camera by not posting the photo of his builder's bum that I took as he was setting up the other night. I'll keep that for my private collection. It's a bit dark and blurry anyway. The photo... not his bum... which I'm sure is much sharper and brighter in reality.

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jacquisadler wrote:

You visited my page last night, and didn't even say 'hi'? Pfft. That's like break and enter. How'syourspacebarthesedays? Mine is great.

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jacquisadler wrote:

Your space bar error is amusing me. I had a problem with my spacebar last week. Every time I pressed it it added a b to the previous word and went 'boing' (error noise) - the v key also gave me a drop down menu. It was most annoying. Particularlyb asb ib keptb typingb likeb thisb (but with boings). I unplugged my keyboard and plugged it back in and it fixed the b thing and half fixed the boing thing - although spaces still boinged in msn chats but nowhere else. Luckily no one talked to me, except Al, but I spent most of that 2 minute chat moaning about the b and the boing. He gave up with me. My msn history: (al) what new? (me) 3r#oub leb withb myb keyb oar#di'mb hav- (me) i'mb ha-v (me) b ugge3r# (me) ib thinkb ib needb tob r#3eb oot (me) nob ideab what'sb wr#3ong (me) lotsb of.b b b b bb s (me) amb ib makingb anyb sense? (al) nope

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Halina wrote:

What's your stand out tracks?

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jacquisadler wrote:

"Your musical compatibility with stevevickers is Super" Great Great Super Super - talking of which, I see they're bringing Reggie Perrin back - with Martin Clunes. I didn't get where I am today by watching Reggie Perrin as a child... Oh dear, I just strayed onto the 'memorable quotes' section: "I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch." "I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!" "I didn't get where I am today by sleeping with sweaty, Caledonian chefs!" "I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!" "I didn't get where I am today selling ice creams tasting of bookends, pumice stone, and West Germany."

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jacquisadler wrote:

I worked it out. Rick vanished from my top friends. The powers that be probably finally realised that his user name was a badly disguised offensive remark and deleted his account - again. I shall miss the 10 minute status updates he generated. Nah, he's either emo'd himself into oblivion or matured beyond my ability to kill my own myspace/facebook accounts. One day I'll find the strength to admit to myself that adolescent activities are unbecoming in a pensioner. They're pretty unbecoming in an adolescent. Pah... if only I was ten years younger and more attractive. In the meantime 'yay' for paintshop pro. Oh, and will ye get a bleedin' move on in Scrabble? We started that game in about 1795. Game stagnation is one way to stop me winning, I guess, but I'm sure there's another Faquir in you somewhere. Have faith.

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jacquisadler wrote:

I should add that 2 of the 'friends' I removed from my top 40 were actually toy rabbits. I feel guilty. They were both good to me, there are more deserving cases to be culled. As soon as someone develops the anti-social network I'm moving my account. :-)

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jacquisadler wrote:

Shteeeeeeeeve (said in a deep slow Sean Connery accent - never fails to amuse me)! How the devil are you? Thanks for taking the time and making the effort to say 'hello'. It's great that you put so much effort into our friendship and inspire me with your conversation. Funnily enough I'm not being sarcastic. That's more than I get from most. Someone vanished from my myspace top friends today and sadly I can't think who the hell it was. I had a top 40. I've whittled down to 36. Then I looked at how many of my top friends talk to me - none of the bastards! :D I think I need to whittle further. You make the cut now, thanks to that 'hello'... and the fact that a realistic 'O' makes me look rather sad. Get a job where we can talk more! I had four wine gums last night (I can never type that, always comes out as wind bums - like Yourkshite - I aimed for Yorkshire there, but failed again). I thought of you. Oh, and your girlfriend is hot, apparently.

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