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mattlove1

Thank you for listening to my music. I'm pathetically grateful. Perhaps you have heard of my promise to go anywhere in the world to perform to audiences of 3 or more people. Unfortunately I'm at a low ebb in my music career, there are only 3 people in the world that want to see me perform, and they are spread out over 3 cities in 2 countries. Also their average age is 43 years old... people who have developed wisdom and discernment, not chasing after the latest musical or marketing fad, so a desirable demographic... but I'm concerned that if I can't get that average down by a couple decades, my music will never be selected for use in AXE body spray or IPod commercials. This is why I'm writing to everybody I know who is under that age - I hope you can help me in my quest to become the next global superstar by visiting the Eventful site and demanding me. It would be so good for my poor, impoverished ego right now. Matt http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demand