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What's Beef? (NSFW!)

5 Aug 2006, 05:53

Has anyone else been following the Khia/Trina beef? Probably not, but I have no life. :-p This stuff is funny as heck! First of all neither one has any talent. Khia is of the "Lick my neck, my back, my ass crack" fame. And Trina is of the "Pull Over that Ass Too Fat" fame. And neither is looking like Halle Berry either, lol.

So basically, Khia has been out promoting her latest ghetto-fab album (ha, check out those Amazon reviews. Trina's no-spelling behind got slightly better reviews, only slightly). While she was promoting it in an XXL interview, she decided to take some swipes at Trina, lol:

XXL: A lot of your songs are written from a feminist standpoint. But why do you show more love to male rappers than to female rappers?

Khia: Cause the female rappers are horrible. They just men pleasers, rappin’ off of a piece of paper ‘bout what a man want them to say. A lot of females that are out you can tell they have ghostwriters, ‘cause what they sayin’ is pleasing to a man’s ear. Okay, you gon say, I want a bitch to straight lick the clit and you gon suck me and my homeboy’s dick and I’ma pay you….I don’t represent that. I don’t care what you got, I can get my own. We can’t let me pimp us and dog us [and] act like that shit is cool, ’cause there’s a generation of young ladies looking’ like this like this is how it’s supposed to be.

XXL: Is that why you declined Trina’s offer to collaborate with her?

Khia: Oh yes, Trina, uh, uh. I don’t do her. I feel when you look at Trina, you lookin’ at sex. Most of her fans are men that wanna fuck. Every time you see Trina, she half-naked, or in her video she talking about being a female pimp. At her shows, she’s lap dancing and kissing girls. No female fans don’t wanna see that. She’s catering to what men wanna see. She’s just an entertainer. When I look at her, I just see a whore. I don’t want my daughter being nothing like Trina.

XXL: But what about Jacki-O who claims she’s the Queen of the South?

Khia: Jacki-O ain’t even up for question about being the Queen of the South. Jacki-O sold 60,000 units. She’s bankrupt. Girl, you ain’t even sell 100,000 units. Sit down! She tried to pull a “My Neck, My Back,” but there will only be one. Jacki-O and Trina, every big song they made has needed a feature. I feel I’m the Queen of the South because I’m myself. Don’t get it twisted, Trick Daddy got Trina from Club Rol-lexx [strip club]…You were stripping. Ya clientele went from the Rol-lexx to the industry niggas. You represent Slip and Slide, do you own your mastering? No. Do you own your own publishing? No. ‘Cause you ain’t writing nothing. How can you be a queen when you are being pimped by a bunch of niggas? All of ‘em, Foxy and Jay-Z, Lil’ Kim and Biggie, Shawnna and DTP, Mia X and No Limit. Every big female artists that ever came out, came out under a man. How can you claim to hold the crown like that?


And of course Trina came back with a diss record called "What's Beef", that had me rollin' because it's TRUE!
You can hear it here. She says: "What's beef? Beef is when a bitch's titties lookin' like they sleep. Beef is when the clothes lookin' like dirty sheets." Bwahahaha! If you've seen any picture of Khia, y'all know that's the truth!

Exhibit A: Khia.

But alas, Khia came back with her own diss track, "Hit Her Up" (to Tupac's infamous "Hit 'em Up"). Hear it [url=http://www.[spam nofollow=yes]/audio/hit-her-up-trina-diss-mp3.html]here. But it's important to note that Trina (dating Lil' Wayne/ Lil' Weezy) is rumored to have had a miscarriage recently:

According to the private nurse who has asked to keep her name “unknown” to the public said, “The rap star was rushed into the emergency room due to internal bleeding”. The nurse said “that she felt very bad for the 5 foot 2 raptress as she cried for non other than her “beau” and fiance Dwayne Carter known as Lil’ Wayne”…..Trina’s ultrasound revealed that she was expecting a baby boy! According to the nurse, Trina cried “God please take me and save my baby”…..she was released 2 days later from the hospital to family members.


So in this one Khia goes: "Your album sucks more whore than you suck on a dick. Trickin all around town tryin to hate on a bitch. Now ho, whatcha gonna name ya baby? Man I love ya Lil Weezy, but that ain’t ya baby. Rotten body corroded bitch, can’t even have no baby..." Ouch!


This is just a little bit too hilarious! I haven't gotten a kick out of a hip-hop beef since Bow Wow tried to take on Will Smith! Wooo. Good stuff, man. Good stuff. You don't even need a television when you have Trina and Khia. :-p

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  • voodoodrew wrote:
    5 Aug 2006, 06:09
    this is intense. i don't like any of them as rappers, but maybe i should pay attention to this a little more!

    thanx

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  • my_epitome wrote:
    5 Aug 2006, 07:19
    That was one of the funniest journals I've read in a while! I love how Khia says she doesn't want her daughter to be like Trina...hmmmm...so gyrating around a large yellow hummer in next to nothing is not looking at sex?

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  • shan2001 wrote:
    5 Aug 2006, 17:26
    I know! That's what makes it so funny. Not to mention Khia was on all fours on her first album cover, lol...

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  • Humpage wrote:
    5 Aug 2006, 18:03
    Omg so FUNNY! Just an embarassment to Hip-Hop and Women generally lol. Hallarious read

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  • Rydlyms wrote:
    6 Aug 2006, 22:33
    I don't have a problem with Trina... Khia on the other hand is a dirty rat-face lookin' rabbit mouth.

    I don't really think it's funny how Khia goes and trashes Trina over a miscarriages -- that's goin' a little too far in my opinion.

    And on top of that... Khia's latest album sold a whole 10,000 copies... I doubt she'll ever go gold again. My Neck, My Back ran off pure luck.

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  • [deleted-user] wrote:
    8 Aug 2006, 09:08
    O_O

    I can't believe Khia's first record even sold as much as it did, espescially with My Neck, My Back as its only hit.
  • idkmon wrote:
    26 Aug 2006, 15:18
    Ooh, this is an old journal ...

    At least Trina's ghostwriters write her catchy songs, that's more than you can say about Khia. Hell, that My Neck song is absolute ear poison.

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  • TheRockers wrote:
    10 Sep 2006, 11:53
    This was a great Journal entry. I dont know much about Khia but I do like Trina´s music. But I have to disagree with you on one note, that either one of them looks like Halle Berry. Trina even looks better than Halle:)

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  • Iron_Natalia wrote:
    7 Dec 2006, 18:16
    Thanks for providing this :D

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  • themattsky wrote:
    9 Jul 2007, 12:53
    KHIA is the only QUEEN OF THE SOUTH! THUGMISSES

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