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Aaron Silvers is 1) Suzy's main squeeze; 2) Logan's daddy; 3) Mr. Chompers' best friend; 4) a web developer; 5) an e-learning expert; 6) an Eagle Scout; 7) unparalleled in the six degrees of Kevin Bacon; 8) Alan and Esther's pride and joy; 9) Kevin's brother; 10) a trusted friend of many; 11) a great wingman/drinking buddy to many more; 12) a Mensan; 13) your badness sponsor/mentor; 14) a karaoke superstar; 15) a songwriter of crappy ballads; 16) an author; 17) a wellness guru; 18) a wannabe fiscal conservative and active social libertarian; 19) an ex-benchwarmer; 20) a fat man who loves to cook; 21) a cyclist; 22) a blogger; 23) furry; 24) lvl 60 in WoW, n00bs; 25) direct, forward, and (sometimes brutally) honest; 26) Latino; 27) Jewish; 28) not athletically gifted; 29) good peeps; 30) an alpha-geek.