mellocup

I'm irritable. I'm a little bit tired. I've been watching two generations of humanity waste History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. I've laughed so hard lately I think I gave myself tuberculosis. I stopped buying winter clothes because of global warming and now I'm freezing my ass off. I don't care about Jesus; I care about the people, places, and things he'd care about if he were here right now. I was never an amoeba. If you are too busy in Winsor Pilates and kick boxing classes to enjoy the simple pleasure of a fucking hamburger then you're already dead and no amount of spandex is going to resusitate you. So, quick! Call a PhD! I'm having a paradigm shift.