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I Think, Therefore I Eat π
Location: Glasgow, Scotland, UK.

I am me, which is something of a musician, nerd, withdrawn megalomaniac, writer monkey, games programmer and movie critic with a tad too much time on his hands. You can hear a small selection of my music on Last.fm here, MySpace here and my own little parking space over here. Since I'm into a lot of different genres I still haven't really found anywhere to set up camp yet, so it might be a couple of years until I come up with something worth while. I'll let you know.

I also play guitar in a metal band, but we don't know what the hell we're doing. Kinda. Yet.

Regarding my music library- please don't assume that because I have a certain artist in my charts somewhere, or in my recently played section, that I actively enjoy them. I listen to a whole lot of music just to try them out or see what all the buzz is about... 1/4 of the time I probably don't care for what I'm listening to, but I stick adamantly to the "whole album, beginning to end" rule when judging bands and their releases. So yeah, take my charts with plays below 40 with a pinch of skepticism.

Also, my 'taste' is certified 97% objectively awesome... by myself. If you disagree, you're simply wrong, because I am always correct. I cannot be held responsible for such malfunctions within your programming however, so don't come whining to me.

I think it's worth mentioning that over the course of my four+ years here at Last.fm, I have never listened to something extensively to "boost" my charts (or, even worse, left music on without being there to hear it). What you see here is 100% honest listening of music from 2005, which includes all the many hundreds of albums I've listened to once all the way through then promptly deleted for whatever reason. For that reason, there will be artists high up in the tables that I very rarely ever listen to anymore, and new finds that I adore but haven't had the time to really indulge in yet down below... yet I'm not going to go purposely trying to get them on or off or resetting my charts. Discovering music is a journey, and I like to look back at the path I've taken and know that it's an honest one.

Currently I get all my music recommendations from 5 reputable sources whom I (for the most part) trust: Pitchfork, Metal Reviews, MetalSucks, Prog Archives & RYM.

I haven't seen my compatibility meter reach the top in years. This simultaneously amuses and scares me.

Oh, and one last piece of wisdom:Reading book are good for you're brain :)Wall of O.C.D. Crap

Seen Live (2002-2009)
American Head Charge (2002)
Amplifier (2007)
Amon Amarth (2009)
Anathema (2007)
Attic Lights (2007)
Bootleg Beatles (2006)
Dimmu Borgir (2009)
Dream Theater (2007)
The Elvis Suicide (2009)
Entombed (2009)
Five Finger Death Punch (2009)
In Flames (2002)
Kid British (2009)
Korn (2002)
Lamb of God (2009)
Little Death (2009)
North Atlantic Oscillation (2007)
One Minute Silence (2002)
Porcupine Tree x2 (2007, 2007)
Puddle of Mudd (2002)
Slipknot (2002)
The Specials (2009)
Symphony X (2007)
The Subways (2005)
Tenacious D (2006)
Titus Andronicus (2009)
Unearth (2009)
Weezer (2005)Top Albums By Listens (as of 29/10/2009)

Pink Floyd - The Wall


Titus Andronicus - The Airing Of Grievances


Nick Drake - Pink Moon


Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon


Weezer - Pinkerton


The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds


Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV


Mike Oldfield - Songs Of Distant Earth


The Beatles - Please Please Me


Interpol - Turn on the Bright Lights

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The Wall of Quotes
(clever things I'm too dim-witted to come up with myself)Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est.
(Applaud, friends, the joke is over!)

-Ludwig van Beethoven, Reputed Last Words, 1827

If you wish to inflict a heartless and malignant punishment upon a young person, pledge him to keep a journal a year.

-Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad, 1869

Those who talk so much about necessity in a work of art, exaggerate, if they are artists, in majorem artis gloriam, or, if they are laymen, out of ignorance.

-Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human, 1878

Shit on the Russians, shit on the Americans, shit on them all. I'm going live life my own 'lazy-no-good' way, that's what I'm going to do.

-Jack Kerouac, 1948

If you come in loose, you play good notes, if you act just a little bit foolish and let yourself go, better ideas will come to you.

-Charlie Parker

Most of the good things happen [in art] by accident.

-John Ford

Yes, you could say that the director is a man who presides over accidents!

-Orsen Welles

Friday, August 8, 1969. The End.Milestones
1 2005-09-09
Lazlo Bane - Superman

100 2005-09-11
Air - Dirty Trip

111 2005-09-11
Air - People In The City

222 2005-09-19
植松伸夫 - Fighting

314 2005-10-09
Green Day - Disappearing Boy

333 2005-10-10
The Cardigans - Drip Drop Teardrop

444 2005-10-22
The Beatles - A Taste of Honey

555 2005-10-28
The Beatles - I'll Be Back

666 2005-10-31
Nirvana - Rape Me

777 2005-11-04
The Beatles - Taxman

888 2005-11-07
John Lennon - Dear Yoko

999 2005-11-10
The Beatles - Good Day Sunshine1000 2005-11-10
The Beatles - Day Tripper

1111 2005-11-11
The Beatles - Honey Don't
Last Track of 2005::: 2005-12-02
John Lennon - WomanFirst Track of 2006::: 2006-01-08
John Lennon - (Just Like) Starting Over
1987 2006-01-21
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang

2000 2006-01-21
Rage Against the Machine - Year Of Tha Boomerang

2222 2006-02-03
Fountains of Wayne - Utopia Parkway

2787 2006-03-12
John Lennon - I'm Losing You

3000 2006-03-31
John Williams - The Throne Room and End Title

3141 2006-03-31
Weezer - Glorious Day

3333 2006-04-03
The Beatles - You Won't See Me

4000 2006-05-26
Chuck Willis - CC rider

4444 2006-06-23
Eels - All in a Day's Work

5000 2006-07-26
Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice

5555 2006-08-26
Insane Clown Posse - Intro

6000 2006-10-04
The Beatles - Michelle

6066 2006-10-06
Tenacious D - Dio

6666 2006-11-09
Deftones - Rapture

7000 2006-11-21
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Last Track of 2006::: 2006-12-31
The White Stripes - HypnotizeFirst Track of 2007::: 2007-01-01
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry, Be Happy
7777 2007-01-09
Albert King with Stevie Ray Vaughan - Blues At Sunrise

8000 2007-01-17
Metallica - Killing Time

8888 2007-02-25
Soft Machine - Facelift

9000 2007-03-02
Soft Machine - Hope for Happiness

9999 2007-04-22
Queensrÿche - 9:28 A.M.10000 2007-04-22
Univers Zero - Rouages - Second Rotation (Cogwheels - Second Rotation)

11000 2007-06-01
Camel - Migration

11111 2007-06-02
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Dirty Pool

12000 2007-06-15
Bright Eyes - Tourist Trap

13000 2007-07-02
Soft Machine - Pigling Bland

14000 2007-07-19
Pink Floyd - Young Lust

15000 2007-08-04
Porcupine Tree - Arriving Somewhere but Not Here

16000 2007-09-19
Joe Satriani - Day at the Beach (New Rays From an Ancient Sun)

17000 2007-10-06
Herb Alpert and The Tijuana Brass - Love Potion No. 9

18000 2007-10-30
David Gilmour - A Pocketful of Stones

19000 2007-11-24
AC/DC - Night Prowler20000 2007-12-07
Opeth - Death Whispered a Lullaby
Last Track of 2007::: 2007-12-30
Buckethead - The Sticker on HallucinogensFirst Track of 2008::: 2008-01-01
Bright Eyes - Tourist Trap
21000 2008-02-03
Roger Waters - 5:11 AM (The Moment Of Clarity)

22000 2008-02-25
Dream Theater - Regression

22222 2008-03-03
Porcupine Tree - Normal

23000 2008-03-23
My Bloody Valentine - Touched

24000 2008-04-23
Eminem - Role Model

25000 2008-05-04
Pink Floyd - Any Colour You Like

26000 2008-05-21
Tom Waits - Heigh Ho

27000 2008-06-03
Ozma - Natalie Portman

28000 2008-06-14
Dark Lotus - The Crows

29000 2008-06-23
Led Zeppelin - The Crunge30000 2008-07-25
Primal Scream - Movin' on Up

31000 2008-09-01
The Black Mages - LIFE ~ in memory of KEITEN ~

31415 2008-09-11
The Faint - Erection

32000 2008-10-03
Nat King Cole - Stay As Sweet As You Are

33000 2008-10-24
The Beatles - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

33333 2008-11-11
Slipknot - New Abortion

34000 2008-11-30
Beastie Boys - Mark On The Bus
Last Track of 2008::: 2008-12-31
Weezer - PigFirst Track of 2009::: 2009-01-01
Ludwig Van Beethoven - Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-flat major ("Emperor"), Op. 73: II. Adagio un poco mosso
35000 2009-01-02
The Mountain Goats - Island Garden Song

36000 2009-01-28
Andrew Bird - On Ho!

37000 2009-02-11
Becoming the Archetype - Deep Heaven

38000 2009-03-01
Titus Andronicus - Titus Andronicus

39000 2009-03-14
Weezer - Only In Dreams40000 2009-04-06
Satyricon - The Wolfpack

41000 2009-05-05
Wavves - Beach Demon

42000 2009-05-21
Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode

43000 2009-06-06
Jon Brion - Tacky Entrance Music

44000 2009-06-26
Galaxie 500 - Temperature's Rising

44444 2009-07-15
Nirvana - Lithium

45000 2009-07-25
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Crosstown Traffic

46000 2009-08-14
Jon Brion - Forward Motion

47000 2009-08-25
Jack Kerouac - Charlie Parker

48000 2009-09-08
The Beatles - I've Just Seen a Face

49000 2009-09-28
The Beach Boys - Summer Means New Love50000 2009-10-19
The Beach Boys - Endless Harmony

51000 2009-11-02
Obituary - Outside My Head

52000 2009-12-19
Bright Eyes - Hit the SwitchMonthly TopsMonthly Top ArtistsSep-2005
植松伸夫 (63 plays)
Oct-2005
The Beatles (182 plays)
Nov-2005
The Beatles (764 plays)
Dec-2005
The Beatles (86 plays)Jan-2006
The Beatles (105 plays)
Feb-2006
The Beatles (251 plays)
Mar-2006
The Beatles (84 plays)
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Bright Eyes (64 plays)
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The Vines (53 plays)
Jun-2006
Interpol (67 plays)
Jul-2006
Twiztid (158 plays)
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Insane Clown Posse (232 plays)
Sep-2006
The Beatles (42 plays)
Oct-2006
The Smashing Pumpkins (59 plays)
Nov-2006
Pink Floyd (145 plays)
Dec-2006
Tom Waits (280 plays)Jan-2007
Metallica (173 plays)
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Dream Theater (214 plays)
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Pink Floyd (46 plays)
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Porcupine Tree (96 plays)
May-2007
Tom Waits (93 plays)
Jun-2007
Dream Theater (156 plays)
Jul-2007
Sufjan Stevens (115 plays)
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Steve Vai (36 plays)
Sep-2007
Pink Floyd (251 plays)
Oct-2007
Dream Theater (97 plays)
Nov-2007
Bear McCreary (162 plays)
Dec-2007
Porcupine Tree (118 plays)Jan-2008
Buckethead (98 plays)
Feb-2008
Pink Floyd (153 plays)
Mar-2008
KoЯn (79 plays)
Apr-2008
Tom Waits (69 plays)
May-2008
Tom Waits (123 plays)
Jun-2008
Weezer (742 plays)
Jul-2008
Weezer (67 plays)
Aug-2008
Slipknot (47 plays)
Sep-2008
植松伸夫 (83 plays)
Oct-2008
Pink Floyd (102 plays)
Nov-2008
Weezer (26 plays)
Dec-2008
Tom Waits (72 plays)Jan-2009
Prince (37 plays)
Feb-2009
Titus Andronicus (101 plays)
Mar-2009
Weezer (123 plays)
Apr-2009
Prince (42 plays)
May-2009
Pink Floyd (61 plays)
Jun-2009
Titus Andronicus (96 plays)
Jul-2009
The Beatles (136 plays)
Aug-2009
Tom Waits (185 plays)
Sep-2009
The Beatles (430 plays)
Oct-2009
The Beach Boys (890 plays)
Nov-2009
The Beach Boys (64 plays)Monthly Top TracksSep-2005
植松伸夫 : Aeris' Theme (6 plays)
Oct-2005
The Beatles : Baby It's You (12 plays)
Nov-2005
The Beatles : Yellow Submarine (13 plays)
Dec-2005
The Beatles : Tell Me Why (2 plays)Jan-2006
The Beatles : P.S. I Love You (4 plays)
Feb-2006
The Beatles : No Reply (7 plays)
Mar-2006
The Magic Numbers : Long Legs (8 plays)
Apr-2006
Donavon Frankenreiter : Mudfootball [Live] (5 plays)
May-2006
Chubby Checker : Let's Twist Again (5 plays)
Jun-2006
Interpol : Untitled (8 plays)
Jul-2006
The White Stripes : Hypnotize (6 plays)
Aug-2006
Insane Clown Posse : Intro (13 plays)
Sep-2006
System of a Down : Sugar (8 plays)
Oct-2006
The Smashing Pumpkins : Set the Ray to Jerry (6 plays)
Nov-2006
"Weird Al" Yankovic : Pancreas (8 plays)
Dec-2006
Tom Waits : Lie To Me (26 plays)Jan-2007
Tom Waits : Rains on Me (12 plays)
Feb-2007
Dream Theater : Lie (6 plays)
Mar-2007
Symphony X : Out of the Ashes (4 plays)
Apr-2007
Porcupine Tree : Anesthetize (5 plays)
May-2007
Tom Waits : I Don't Wanna Grow Up (5 plays)
Jun-2007
Dream Theater : The Dark Eternal Night (9 plays)
Jul-2007
The Smashing Pumpkins : Bleeding the Orchid (8 plays)
Aug-2007
Electric Light Orchestra : Hold On Tight (2 plays)
Sep-2007
Pink Floyd : Astronomy Domine (4 plays)
Oct-2007
Ludwig van Beethoven : Symphony No. 7 in A Major, Op. 92: III. Presto (5 plays)
Nov-2007
Bear McCreary : Main Title (5 plays)
Dec-2007
Metallica : Blackened (3 plays)Jan-2008
Frédéric Chopin : Étude No. 10 in A-flat major, Op. 10 (5 plays)
Feb-2008
Massive Attack : Teardrop (5 plays)
Mar-2008
Jon Brion : Strings That Tie To You (3 plays)
Apr-2008
The Smashing Pumpkins : Set the Ray to Jerry (3 plays)
May-2008
The Twilight Sad : Cold Days from the Birdhouse (11 plays)
Jun-2008
Weezer : Keep Fishin' (21 plays)
Jul-2008
Weezer : The Spider (4 plays)
Aug-2008
Slipknot : People = Shit (3 plays)
Sep-2008
植松伸夫 : Eyes on Me (4 plays)
Oct-2008
Pink Floyd : Any Colour You Like (4 plays)
Nov-2008
Rivers Cuomo : Can't Stop Partying (4 plays)
Dec-2008
Dexter Gordon : I'm A Fool To Want You (4 plays)Jan-2009
The Tallest Man on Earth : I Won't Be Found (7 plays)
Feb-2009
Titus Andronicus : Titus Andronicus (16 plays)
Mar-2009
Weezer : Say It Ain't So (4 plays)
Apr-2009
Beastie Boys : Fight For Your Right (4 plays)
May-2009
Wes Montgomery : D-Natural Blues (7 plays)
Jun-2009
Titus Andronicus : Fear and Loathing in Mahwah, NJ (11 plays)
Jul-2009
Titus Andronicus : Albert Camus (5 plays)
Aug-2009
Weezer : (If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To (11 plays)
Sep-2009
Weezer : Hash Pipe (7 plays)
Oct-2009
The Beach Boys : I Just Wasn't Made For These Times (15 plays)
Nov-2009
The Beach Boys : Wouldn't It Be Nice (6 plays)

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