canceled_heaven

bastardsofyoung wrote:

i just did text you didn't I?

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

I didn't get to choose :( Quelle Surprise!

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

CONTINUED... "I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses (pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chile-mac at the desk, and that did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is." -part of a letter sent by Al Ackerman from Portland, Oregon, U.S.A. 1978 I'm never eating chilli or hamburgers again, thanks throbbing gristle!

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

"...By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now of 'qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to us - that was over two weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears, nose etc - lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her alive.

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

Don't be quoting such filth on my page! What I don't understand is that on her live album everyone is chuckling away like she's hilarious. I am sorry but the stuff she is coming out with is just embarrasing from a comedic point of view - she's saying NY'ers don't even remember moving to NY and everyone cracks up, what!? That's not funny, woman! I think we need to carry the torch and do what she does, we'll just get up on stage and spraff about crap and abstract concepts... *in a monotone voice* "Technological infrastructure of the ninth degree, imprisoned in a foetus of cables, I decided not to take the laptop from it's cradle and instead developed a mind bomb for the Israelis, not to anyone's notice." EVERYONE CRACKS UP AT THE WITTY YET STABBING SOCIOPOLITICAL COMMENTARY!

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

I actually have a stabbing pain under my ear listening to this shit, how crazy did Eno go on the sampling?! To make matters worse the sample he uses on track 3 sounds scarily like that one in New Order's Evil Dust :/ Arghh, Laurie Anderson is the worst thing I have ever heard, everytime I see that album of hers in HMV I have a desire to scream and destroy it ;___; I'm listening to her now on spotify... the stabbing sensation has increased ten fold, I remember sitting in Mothra and father's room listening to one of her "songs" where she discussed bombs or land mines or something it was tramautising! FUCK FUCK THIS IS SO BAD LISTEN TO SAY HELLO!!!! Yeah think that was the correct Clash song, still good but not as good but with bass dominated songs that is often the case when you have a shit sound system och well, thankies! xxx

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

OH and the words that will chill your bones; "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts" I'm listening to it on spotify and can't believe I was subjected to this album as a child! Byrne and Eno collaborations really freak me out, honestly have a listen to the first track, Skinny Puppy was more managable than this.

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Rachaelnisbet wrote:

Picture the scene, we're chilling at the picture house, gaymers in hand watching that shitty band that kept going on about sandwiches. Now they have finished, The Clash are playing on the stereo, a funk infused number comes on, I'm tapping my feet to that funk tinged punk beat BUT what was the song? It's driving me mad! I'm sure it was combat rock they were playing but the song "overpowered by funk" doesn't sound like it. Did I just imagine the awesome song or was I to hyped up for GOF to realise it really wasn't awesome at all? xxx

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