The_Night_Head

About Me

Why do people always put boring shit in their 'about me' section? If you're gonna put shit on your profile it may as well be boobs right :D

























My real name is エリック 細流, and I am half-weeaboo. By day I am just your average small-time journalist, but when I don my leaf village headband and jounin cargo jacket, I become 刀刃剣ブレ, weeaboo-hunter and master of martial arts!!!1!!!11!! Due to my mother being bitten by a weeaboo while giving birth to me, I have an enzyme in my blood that makes me immune to the bites of other weeaboos. My powers include encyclopedic knowledge of the Japanese metro system, Asian Kung-Fu generation's entire discography (including B-Sides & Rarities), super-heightened kawaii senses, a lifetime subscription to ecchi-domain.com, and I am able to conjure dangerously epic levels of desu ^_^ I am also unaffected by daylight and all other traditional weeaboo weaknesses, except for the one...my insatiable hunger for gratuitous amounts of lolicon...I NEED MOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!.....I also happen to like windsurfing :D

KILLS YOUR BONER, DOESNT IT?!? :D


BONERS KILLED SINCE 3 AM GMT 24/02/2009

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