NarrowVision

About Me

RASHIDA JONES IS THE VICE PRESIDENT OF PLAY STATISTICS, KIMBRA IS THE DEPARTMENT HEAD OF SHOUTS AND SHOUTING, AND APRIL O'NEIL IS THE PRESS SECRETARY AND CHIEF OF MEDIA AFFAIRS.

ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Bringer of hateʕ •ᴥ•ʔ



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The Wall Of Pristine Word Conjunctions That People Have Said And Now Its Here:

baron_von_baron
>if you read anything ironically you are fast-tracked for the fag throne to be king of all fagdom, duke of fagalia, and archbishop of the faglican church of fags

Dumpstermatch
>Kid, you couldn't evoke an emotion out of anyone if you were a homeless street performer and your dick recited Hamlet.

Those Mexican Cartel Meanies
>This is going to happen to all of those posting funny things on the Internet," one sign said. "You better (expletive) pay attention. I'm about to get you.

Mouth_Breather
>A sign of a true bro is when at the club, he gets a girl, and you don't, but he still seriously suggest doing a threesome...

SongOfEnders
>I never thought of it until now but bird houses are the most detrimental thing one can do for the bird community. Instead of encouraging them to live on natural instinct, you're conditioning them for a life of luxury that does not prepare them or their children for the real bird-world. You're setting them up for failure and bullying and probably also death. You're a monster.

Ghostface Killah On The Track "Lift Off" From The Thrones New Album.
>Lissenin to this shit is like havin ya ears penetrated by a million microscopic dicks namsayin. Shit sounds like niggas doin aerobics on a magical cloud of daisies.

crab4000
>Narrowvision in general has god-tier taste. if you dont like something he does, you are the one that's wrong.

RealistBG
>Funny thing is, Americans are immune to trolling because USA consists of the worlds nations so when you call a american a fatass he might just be a imigrant from your country

TheInternetboy
>HURP DURP BUT GUYS YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE MUSIC WRONG! HURR DO YOU GUYS RIP CHAPTERS OUT OF BOOKS AS WELL!!!!???!?!?!?

AztecChieftain:
>Joke's on you faggot im not homeschooled and i still dont have any friends

Zaaak
>The album cover of merryweather post pavilon isnt even a real optical ilusion its just animated. wow fcking cheaters

Unsterblich856
>I'll take my sunburns if it means I get to continue being white.

Spacealot
>Local news is just random poor people dying and grocery stores selling bad meat

Mixedresults
>Shiiiit....i'm gay but that combination of sexy .gif and Rashida Jones is really getting me confused.

Anon
>"My memories of power rangers: One christmas my grandma got all the kids in the family Power Ranger dolls, but she gave me one of the bad guys instead (I don't remember which). Long story short, I cried and that was the last christmas she was alive for."

CamusGod
>"Muslims are a trolling scheme set up by zionist jews. Of course you won't realize this because you're blinded by jew-controlled media."

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• kellylizzz and NarrowVision are now friends. yesterday morning
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• NarrowVision and MaxRobin are now friends. yesterday morning
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• NarrowVision left anngasm a shout. yesterday morning
• NarrowVision loved Strand of Oaks – Last to Swim and Who Cares – Scarecrow And The Magpie. Wednesday evening
• NarrowVision left a shout somewhere, but it’s since been deleted. Wednesday morning