MichaelT85

I want my last.fm to outline my Last Seen as "One million years ago, in a land far far away," but the British behind this aren't too receptive to my suggestions. So, until my demands are met, here's what I'm about.

I'm a scientist that seeks to understand musicality. I hate music. Music is the equivalent of being hit over the head with an anvil. And not in a fun, cartoon from the '50s way. More like a real-life, I'm-going-to-die-from-the-inherent-pain way. I like dashes. I still hate music. Especially your music. My music ... eh, not so bad.

I only sleep upside-down so as to shake the sounds of children dying in Nepal set to the three-part harmonies and bastardized instrumentation of Western music from my cerebellum. Wrap your elephant ears around that.

I dream during the day. I sit in silence at night. The moon is my natural satellite radio. I avoid exposure to the sun and from the sunny melodies of mainstream radio. Modern music, I'd like you to sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Please don't talk to me.

The data analysis of the pseudoscience within this last.fm page proves that my music is qualitatively and quantitatively superior to that of your music. Nanny-nanny-boo-boo.