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Let's talk 2008 Presidential Politics... through interpretive songs!
22 Jan 2008, 08:14
I'm really into the race for the U.S. Presidential Election of 2008. I've been following the race very closely for the past few months and have been thouroughly analyzing all of the candidates. I will be voting in the election, though I am far away from deciding who I will be casting my vote for. I can tell you now that I'm not a far left liberal or a far right conservative, I'm somewhere in the middle, with a slight tilt to the right. I watch The O'Reilly Factor every night, so that should give you an idea of where I am on the political spectrum (The Factor does not, as some believe, support radical conservatism.)
Anyway, my idea here is to choose a song to represent each candidate in the light that I see them in. I'm not trying to bash any of the presidential hopefuls here, though maybe you can interpret who I like and don't like. I will say that I'm basing my judgement/decisions more on who I feel could lead the country, rather than whether or not I agree with them on every single issue. Each candidate's song will have a section of the lyrics I believe is relevant to them (Candidates are listed in alphabetical order). And please, feel free to openly discuss any and all issues here! This can be a musical or political topic, whichever you prefer.
*Technical note: I told myself that I can't use Megadeth or Rage Against the Machine songs because it would be too easy.
Anthem of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who
"I tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again"
I see this as a fitting song for the 2008 Election simply because it's one of the greatest political songs ever written and because many Americans feel they were misguided by President Bush and his administration. I'm not a Bush hater, but I do think his presidency could have gone a lot smoother and accomplished a lot more. The lyrics of "Tip my hat..." and "Take a bow..." signify the change that Americans are hoping for, and the "Pray... we don't get fooled again" represents America's hope that our next leader will be more straightforward about his or her plans instead of jumping to conclusions on bad information. "Won't Get Fooled Again" is all about a society trying to change itself by abolishing the old regime, which is exactly where America finds itself today.

Hillary Clinton, Democrat
Song:
Don't Look Back by Boston
"Don't look back
A new day is breakin'
It's been too long since I felt this way
I don't mind where I get taken
The road is callin'
Today is the day"
Hillary, moreso than any other candidate, has things in her past that can be held against her. There's the whole Monica Lewinski scandal with her husband, the fact that she voted for authorization of the Iraq War, her record as a New York Senator. Add in the fact that she's the first woman to ever run for president and her opponents have a lot of ammo to fire at her. The whole "don't look back, move forward" philosophy of this classic Boston song fits Hillary perfect; she knows that moving forward, bringing about change and not worrying about the past is the only way to win over the American people.
I believe Hillary would be a good president. I can see her and Bill really getting the country back on track and having a good presidency. But there's just a certain something that I don't trust about her. When she smiles and laughs, it looks very choreographed and turns me away a little bit. I also don't like her soft stand on immigration reform and the way she plays the "I'm just a girl playing with the boys" card some times. But if she were to make history as the first woman president, I wouldn't really complain all that much, unless she gave me a reason to.

John Edwards, Democrat
Song:
You Haven't Done Nothin' by Stevie Wonder
"We are amazed but not amused
By all the things you say that you'll do
Though much concerned but not involved
With decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song
Telling how you are gonna change right from wrong
'Cause if you really want to hear our views
You haven't done nothin'!"
I'm not a big fan of John Edwards. Stevie's song about a phony politician came rather easily to me when thinking about Edwards and his campaign. The line "Sick and tired of hearing your song... about how you are gonna change right from wrong" rings so true with Edwards and his whole Two-Americas concept. Edwards wants a class war and hopes to do it by playing the Rich-vs-Poor card, which I'm not a fan of at all. He also tells absolute lies about veterans returning home from Iraq, claiming they sleep under bridges because of America's downward economy (it's actually because of their mental illnesses and refusal to face their problems). Veterans' problems have nothing to with the economy, Edwards is just conjuring up lies to help his whole Two-Americas thing get more supporters.
I never really see Edwards getting a lot of input from people. He doesn't seem like the approachable type. "If you really want to our hear our views, you haven't done nothin'!" Seriously, what has John Edwards ever done to prove he's worthy of being president other than stand next to John Kerry and look pretty?

Rudy Giuliani, Republican
Song:
United by Judas Priest
"United, united
United we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united
United we stand
United we stand one and all"
Rudy Giuliani, the great mayor of New York City who held the city together through the terrorist attacks of 9/11. I like Rudy, he's a liberal Republican who's not afraid to erase the lines of his own political party to fit his own beliefs. I believe that if Rudy were to become president, his theme would center around the whole country being "United", thus the selection of the Judas Priest song. Can't you just hear that chanting chorus being played at a Rudy Giuliani rally?
The only thing I don't like about Rudy so far is his pulling of his campaign in the minor states like Michigan and South Carolina. It's as though he doesn't care about a state if it can't get him a lot of electoral votes. It's a bit elitist, if you ask me. But his strategy is to put all his eggs into Florida's basket before the Super Tuesday primaries, which I can't really argue with. Rudy's had some questionable character issues (his messy divorce, no contact with his children) which may or may not effect his ability to be president, but I think are important nonetheles. There's not enough about Rudy to pull me to his side, but I like him. Just probably won't be voting for him.

Mike Huckabee, Republican
Song: Running on Faith by Eric Clapton
"Then we'd go running on faith
All of our dreams would come true
And our world will be right
When love comes over me and you"
Mike Huckabee is probably my front runner right now. He's the most religiously open of all the candidates, though that has nothing to do with my liking of him (I'm not religious at all). Huckabee is a simple speaker, he doesn't do all the doublespeak and talking in circles like a lot of politicians do. He gives straightforward answers, which I respect a lot. He has a great sense of humor, too, as evidenced by his multiple appearances on The Colbert Report, a political satire show that usually pokes fun of the Republican Party. He also has strong willpower; he lost something like 200 pounds before the election so as to better himself for the trials of the campaign trail. It's little things like that that put Huckabee in my favor.
"Then we'd go running on faith... and our world will be right". As soon as I read those lyrics from Clapton, I knew this was Huckabee's song. It's a mellow blues song with simple guitar licks that match Huckabee perfectly. He's a very simple man who doesn't mudsling or take shots at his opponents. I get the sense that I can really trust him to run the country. He's got a warm smile and a hearty laugh, the two cheesiest things a president can have. But that's why I like him. He is forthright about his faith, but doesn't condemn people of other or no beliefs. Plus, Chuck Norris is endorsing him. And I've seen him rock the bass guitar numerous times on live television. Yes, Mick Huckabee jams on the bass guitar! See why I love this guy?

Duncan Hunter, Republican
Song: If You Want Blood (You've Got It) by AC/DC
"Feeling like a Christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On a second's rage
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter, every last drop
You want blood, you got it"
Duncan Hunter and I don't get along. He's a warhawk, in every sense of the word. I know he recently dropped out of the race, but he's one of the more interesting cases so I thought I would include him here. All the repititions of the word "blood" in this AC/DC song serve Hunter well; he's pro-war and would probably stop at nothing to kill as many people in the Middle East as possible. He's the farthest right out of all the presidential hopefuls, and I'm relieved to see he's dropped out of the race.
He's anti-immigration as well. Not anti-illegal immigration, he just doesn't like foreigners period. If elected to office, I have no doubts that he would just bomb the crap out of the Middle East and erase all the progress that the U.S. has made over there. "Feeling like a Christian, locked in a cage" hardly describs Duncan Hunter, but he would have that effect on many people in the U.S. (particulary the far right loons who would actually vote for him and regret it when he started World War III). Like I said, he and I see the world through completely different eyes, and I'm glad he has ended his campaign due to consistently low standings in the polls.

Dennis Kucinich, Democrat
Song:
I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen
"I'm one card short of a full deck...
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm really out to sea...
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened"
Dennis Kucinich claims to have seen a UFO landing on Shirley MacLaine's house. That statement alone makes me both love Kucinich and decide not to vote for him. Look, the guy really is "one card short of a full deck", I mean he's just a little loopy. His entire demeanor is a bit canny, like he doesn't really know what he's doing. Like he's "slightly mad". I can just picture Kucinich dancing around his bedroom to Queen's "I'm Going Slightly Mad", smiling into his mirror and lip-synching the words.
I'm glad we have a guy like Kucinich in the race, but I'd be very uneasy if he were to be in charge of the country. He'd do much better serving as a vice president for a more qualified person like Hillary. That'd be a catchy ticket: "Hillary/Kucinich '08". I do give him credit, though, for being the Democratic candidate who's least afraid of going on FOX News. Not many Democrats are "brave" enough to be questioned by FOX anchors multiple times, and I give Kucinich two thumbs up for not holding all of his interviews for one certain media outlet.
Trivial fact: Viggo Mortensen (the guy in my avatar, seen portraying Aragorn from Lord of the Rings) is backing Kucinich for president. Just an odd piece of information.

John McCain, Republican
Song:
Duck And Run by 3 Doors Down
"This world can turn me down
But I won't turn away
And I wont duck and run
'Cause I'm not built that way"
John McCain was hellaciously tortured during the Vietnam War. To say that he doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to war and the chess match aspect of it is really ignorant. The guy is as tough as they come. "I won't duck and run, 'Cause I'm not built that way" is the line that really defines McCain. 3 Doors Down is the perfect band to attach to a war-tested veteran, seeing as they support the military and are constantly providing for the troops (for which I commend 3 Doors Down, they're cool in my book).
I don't know much about McCain. I respect him very much, and I believe he would do very well as the president. He would bring some much-needed credibility back to the Republican party as well as some much-needed relief in the Middle East. I would feel very comfortable casting my vote for McCain, though I'm not sure if I'm going to yet or not.

Barack Obama, Democrat
Song:
Waiting on the World to Change by John Mayer
"Now we see everything that's going wrong
With the world and those who lead it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it"
John Mayer's song works for Obama in so many ways. The first two lines of the part I quoted speak to him wanting to take power away from the Republicans so they don't screw anything else up. The next two lines, however, can be a voice for both Democrats and for African-Americans, who may both feel a little powerless in this whole mess. That's the thing I like the most about Obama; he gives people hope that real change is coming. He's a great speaker, probably the most articulate of all the presidential candidates. And his family man image combined with his racial crossover appeal makes him a very viable candidate. I think if terrorists were to see Obama get elected president, they might have second thoughts about the U.S.
The only thing I'm not too crazy about with Obama is his softness. Sure, he'll go and dance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and he'll go ham it up with the ladies on The View, but he has consciously avoided anybody that won't throw him softballs in an interview. Now, he has come across well in live debates, but he isn't touching on all areas of the media and is missing out on a few markets. I also think he needs to ease off the race card a little bit. He's of mixed race, not black and not white. I just don't want him flopping back and forth over whether he's black or mixed or whatever... just run the race. Nevertheless, Obama is probably my #2 guy right now (behind Huckabee) and I wouldn't mind at all if he got into the White House. He would be a great leader and a very strong symbol of the change taking place in America's politics.

Ron Paul, Republican
Song:
The Pretender by Foo Fighters
"What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?"
Ron Paul is the enigma of this entire election. He's listed as a Republican, but he is steadfastly objected to military action in Iraq and he wants to eliminate a bunch of high-operation government agencies (most notably the CIA). Ron Paul is pretty much the guy to go for if you want radical change. I didn't choose this Foo Fighters song because I think Ron Paul is a pretender, but because it's a politically-charged song that bears a strong resemblance to Ron Paul's message. "What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?" sounds like something Ron Paul would say in a live debate. He's very much on his own trail, marching to the beat of his own drum.
I loved Ron Paul when I first heard about him. He used to be my #1 guy. But I've started to get a little fearful of him. He's like Dennis Kucinich, only a bit more dangerous. Put it this way: he would either make a great president, or a terrible president. And that uncertainty is what his driven me away from him a little bit. I still like him though. I like that he's not afraid to have a different opinion and that he stands strong in his beliefs. I definitely give him credit for embracing his role as the oddball candidate. I just don't know if I can fully trust him taking the reigns of my country.

Mitt Romney, Republican
Song: Same Old Song and Dance by Aerosmith
"It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend"
I'm not too big on Romney. I don't think he has real grip on what the nation truly needs right now. He's the stock candidate in my opinion, the kind of guy who runs every year and is always in the race for a while before people just lose interest. Is he the worst candidate ever? No. But is he the best this year, even in his own party? No. "It's the same old story, same old song and dance."

Fred Thompson, Republican
Song: The Thing That Should Not Be by Metallica
"Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
Not dead which eternal lie
Stranger eons death may die"
I'm pretty sure Fred Thompson is actually just a statue that has risen from the crypt and speaks in monotone. Look, I don't mean to pick on the guy but he is just this stiff, motionless guy who drones on about lord knows what. He's about twenty years late on running for president. Had he ran in 1988 (back when he was still alive), he might have had a better shot. But Fred Thompson is slogging through his campaign like "The Thing That Should Not Be" slogs its way through its six minute run.
In all honesty, Thompson is just a little too far right for me. He's not as bad as Duncan Hunter, and I think he has good intentions, but he's just not right for America at this point in time. I expect he will be dropping out of the race in a few weeks, as he is having a hard time rallying any new supporters. "Not dead which eternal lie..."

Anyway, my idea here is to choose a song to represent each candidate in the light that I see them in. I'm not trying to bash any of the presidential hopefuls here, though maybe you can interpret who I like and don't like. I will say that I'm basing my judgement/decisions more on who I feel could lead the country, rather than whether or not I agree with them on every single issue. Each candidate's song will have a section of the lyrics I believe is relevant to them (Candidates are listed in alphabetical order). And please, feel free to openly discuss any and all issues here! This can be a musical or political topic, whichever you prefer.
*Technical note: I told myself that I can't use Megadeth or Rage Against the Machine songs because it would be too easy.
Anthem of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election
Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who
"I tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again"
I see this as a fitting song for the 2008 Election simply because it's one of the greatest political songs ever written and because many Americans feel they were misguided by President Bush and his administration. I'm not a Bush hater, but I do think his presidency could have gone a lot smoother and accomplished a lot more. The lyrics of "Tip my hat..." and "Take a bow..." signify the change that Americans are hoping for, and the "Pray... we don't get fooled again" represents America's hope that our next leader will be more straightforward about his or her plans instead of jumping to conclusions on bad information. "Won't Get Fooled Again" is all about a society trying to change itself by abolishing the old regime, which is exactly where America finds itself today.

Hillary Clinton, Democrat
Song:
"Don't look back
A new day is breakin'
It's been too long since I felt this way
I don't mind where I get taken
The road is callin'
Today is the day"
Hillary, moreso than any other candidate, has things in her past that can be held against her. There's the whole Monica Lewinski scandal with her husband, the fact that she voted for authorization of the Iraq War, her record as a New York Senator. Add in the fact that she's the first woman to ever run for president and her opponents have a lot of ammo to fire at her. The whole "don't look back, move forward" philosophy of this classic Boston song fits Hillary perfect; she knows that moving forward, bringing about change and not worrying about the past is the only way to win over the American people.
I believe Hillary would be a good president. I can see her and Bill really getting the country back on track and having a good presidency. But there's just a certain something that I don't trust about her. When she smiles and laughs, it looks very choreographed and turns me away a little bit. I also don't like her soft stand on immigration reform and the way she plays the "I'm just a girl playing with the boys" card some times. But if she were to make history as the first woman president, I wouldn't really complain all that much, unless she gave me a reason to.

John Edwards, Democrat
Song:
"We are amazed but not amused
By all the things you say that you'll do
Though much concerned but not involved
With decisions that are made by you
But we are sick and tired of hearing your song
Telling how you are gonna change right from wrong
'Cause if you really want to hear our views
You haven't done nothin'!"
I'm not a big fan of John Edwards. Stevie's song about a phony politician came rather easily to me when thinking about Edwards and his campaign. The line "Sick and tired of hearing your song... about how you are gonna change right from wrong" rings so true with Edwards and his whole Two-Americas concept. Edwards wants a class war and hopes to do it by playing the Rich-vs-Poor card, which I'm not a fan of at all. He also tells absolute lies about veterans returning home from Iraq, claiming they sleep under bridges because of America's downward economy (it's actually because of their mental illnesses and refusal to face their problems). Veterans' problems have nothing to with the economy, Edwards is just conjuring up lies to help his whole Two-Americas thing get more supporters.
I never really see Edwards getting a lot of input from people. He doesn't seem like the approachable type. "If you really want to our hear our views, you haven't done nothin'!" Seriously, what has John Edwards ever done to prove he's worthy of being president other than stand next to John Kerry and look pretty?

Rudy Giuliani, Republican
Song:
"United, united
United we stand
United we never shall fall
United, united
United we stand
United we stand one and all"
Rudy Giuliani, the great mayor of New York City who held the city together through the terrorist attacks of 9/11. I like Rudy, he's a liberal Republican who's not afraid to erase the lines of his own political party to fit his own beliefs. I believe that if Rudy were to become president, his theme would center around the whole country being "United", thus the selection of the Judas Priest song. Can't you just hear that chanting chorus being played at a Rudy Giuliani rally?
The only thing I don't like about Rudy so far is his pulling of his campaign in the minor states like Michigan and South Carolina. It's as though he doesn't care about a state if it can't get him a lot of electoral votes. It's a bit elitist, if you ask me. But his strategy is to put all his eggs into Florida's basket before the Super Tuesday primaries, which I can't really argue with. Rudy's had some questionable character issues (his messy divorce, no contact with his children) which may or may not effect his ability to be president, but I think are important nonetheles. There's not enough about Rudy to pull me to his side, but I like him. Just probably won't be voting for him.

Mike Huckabee, Republican
Song: Running on Faith by Eric Clapton
"Then we'd go running on faith
All of our dreams would come true
And our world will be right
When love comes over me and you"
Mike Huckabee is probably my front runner right now. He's the most religiously open of all the candidates, though that has nothing to do with my liking of him (I'm not religious at all). Huckabee is a simple speaker, he doesn't do all the doublespeak and talking in circles like a lot of politicians do. He gives straightforward answers, which I respect a lot. He has a great sense of humor, too, as evidenced by his multiple appearances on The Colbert Report, a political satire show that usually pokes fun of the Republican Party. He also has strong willpower; he lost something like 200 pounds before the election so as to better himself for the trials of the campaign trail. It's little things like that that put Huckabee in my favor.
"Then we'd go running on faith... and our world will be right". As soon as I read those lyrics from Clapton, I knew this was Huckabee's song. It's a mellow blues song with simple guitar licks that match Huckabee perfectly. He's a very simple man who doesn't mudsling or take shots at his opponents. I get the sense that I can really trust him to run the country. He's got a warm smile and a hearty laugh, the two cheesiest things a president can have. But that's why I like him. He is forthright about his faith, but doesn't condemn people of other or no beliefs. Plus, Chuck Norris is endorsing him. And I've seen him rock the bass guitar numerous times on live television. Yes, Mick Huckabee jams on the bass guitar! See why I love this guy?

Duncan Hunter, Republican
Song: If You Want Blood (You've Got It) by AC/DC
"Feeling like a Christian
Locked in a cage
Thrown to the lions
On a second's rage
If you want blood, you got it
If you want blood, you got it
Blood on the streets, blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter, every last drop
You want blood, you got it"
Duncan Hunter and I don't get along. He's a warhawk, in every sense of the word. I know he recently dropped out of the race, but he's one of the more interesting cases so I thought I would include him here. All the repititions of the word "blood" in this AC/DC song serve Hunter well; he's pro-war and would probably stop at nothing to kill as many people in the Middle East as possible. He's the farthest right out of all the presidential hopefuls, and I'm relieved to see he's dropped out of the race.
He's anti-immigration as well. Not anti-illegal immigration, he just doesn't like foreigners period. If elected to office, I have no doubts that he would just bomb the crap out of the Middle East and erase all the progress that the U.S. has made over there. "Feeling like a Christian, locked in a cage" hardly describs Duncan Hunter, but he would have that effect on many people in the U.S. (particulary the far right loons who would actually vote for him and regret it when he started World War III). Like I said, he and I see the world through completely different eyes, and I'm glad he has ended his campaign due to consistently low standings in the polls.

Dennis Kucinich, Democrat
Song:
"I'm one card short of a full deck...
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm really out to sea...
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear
I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened"
Dennis Kucinich claims to have seen a UFO landing on Shirley MacLaine's house. That statement alone makes me both love Kucinich and decide not to vote for him. Look, the guy really is "one card short of a full deck", I mean he's just a little loopy. His entire demeanor is a bit canny, like he doesn't really know what he's doing. Like he's "slightly mad". I can just picture Kucinich dancing around his bedroom to Queen's "I'm Going Slightly Mad", smiling into his mirror and lip-synching the words.
I'm glad we have a guy like Kucinich in the race, but I'd be very uneasy if he were to be in charge of the country. He'd do much better serving as a vice president for a more qualified person like Hillary. That'd be a catchy ticket: "Hillary/Kucinich '08". I do give him credit, though, for being the Democratic candidate who's least afraid of going on FOX News. Not many Democrats are "brave" enough to be questioned by FOX anchors multiple times, and I give Kucinich two thumbs up for not holding all of his interviews for one certain media outlet.
Trivial fact: Viggo Mortensen (the guy in my avatar, seen portraying Aragorn from Lord of the Rings) is backing Kucinich for president. Just an odd piece of information.

John McCain, Republican
Song:
"This world can turn me down
But I won't turn away
And I wont duck and run
'Cause I'm not built that way"
John McCain was hellaciously tortured during the Vietnam War. To say that he doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to war and the chess match aspect of it is really ignorant. The guy is as tough as they come. "I won't duck and run, 'Cause I'm not built that way" is the line that really defines McCain. 3 Doors Down is the perfect band to attach to a war-tested veteran, seeing as they support the military and are constantly providing for the troops (for which I commend 3 Doors Down, they're cool in my book).
I don't know much about McCain. I respect him very much, and I believe he would do very well as the president. He would bring some much-needed credibility back to the Republican party as well as some much-needed relief in the Middle East. I would feel very comfortable casting my vote for McCain, though I'm not sure if I'm going to yet or not.

Barack Obama, Democrat
Song:
"Now we see everything that's going wrong
With the world and those who lead it
We just feel like we don't have the means
To rise above and beat it"
John Mayer's song works for Obama in so many ways. The first two lines of the part I quoted speak to him wanting to take power away from the Republicans so they don't screw anything else up. The next two lines, however, can be a voice for both Democrats and for African-Americans, who may both feel a little powerless in this whole mess. That's the thing I like the most about Obama; he gives people hope that real change is coming. He's a great speaker, probably the most articulate of all the presidential candidates. And his family man image combined with his racial crossover appeal makes him a very viable candidate. I think if terrorists were to see Obama get elected president, they might have second thoughts about the U.S.
The only thing I'm not too crazy about with Obama is his softness. Sure, he'll go and dance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and he'll go ham it up with the ladies on The View, but he has consciously avoided anybody that won't throw him softballs in an interview. Now, he has come across well in live debates, but he isn't touching on all areas of the media and is missing out on a few markets. I also think he needs to ease off the race card a little bit. He's of mixed race, not black and not white. I just don't want him flopping back and forth over whether he's black or mixed or whatever... just run the race. Nevertheless, Obama is probably my #2 guy right now (behind Huckabee) and I wouldn't mind at all if he got into the White House. He would be a great leader and a very strong symbol of the change taking place in America's politics.

Ron Paul, Republican
Song:
"What if I say I'm not like the others?
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?
You're the pretender
What if I say that I'll never surrender?"
Ron Paul is the enigma of this entire election. He's listed as a Republican, but he is steadfastly objected to military action in Iraq and he wants to eliminate a bunch of high-operation government agencies (most notably the CIA). Ron Paul is pretty much the guy to go for if you want radical change. I didn't choose this Foo Fighters song because I think Ron Paul is a pretender, but because it's a politically-charged song that bears a strong resemblance to Ron Paul's message. "What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?" sounds like something Ron Paul would say in a live debate. He's very much on his own trail, marching to the beat of his own drum.
I loved Ron Paul when I first heard about him. He used to be my #1 guy. But I've started to get a little fearful of him. He's like Dennis Kucinich, only a bit more dangerous. Put it this way: he would either make a great president, or a terrible president. And that uncertainty is what his driven me away from him a little bit. I still like him though. I like that he's not afraid to have a different opinion and that he stands strong in his beliefs. I definitely give him credit for embracing his role as the oddball candidate. I just don't know if I can fully trust him taking the reigns of my country.

Mitt Romney, Republican
Song: Same Old Song and Dance by Aerosmith
"It's the same old story
Same old song and dance, my friend"
I'm not too big on Romney. I don't think he has real grip on what the nation truly needs right now. He's the stock candidate in my opinion, the kind of guy who runs every year and is always in the race for a while before people just lose interest. Is he the worst candidate ever? No. But is he the best this year, even in his own party? No. "It's the same old story, same old song and dance."

Fred Thompson, Republican
Song: The Thing That Should Not Be by Metallica
"Fearless wretch
Insanity
He watches
Lurking beneath the sea
Great old one
Forbidden site
Not dead which eternal lie
Stranger eons death may die"
I'm pretty sure Fred Thompson is actually just a statue that has risen from the crypt and speaks in monotone. Look, I don't mean to pick on the guy but he is just this stiff, motionless guy who drones on about lord knows what. He's about twenty years late on running for president. Had he ran in 1988 (back when he was still alive), he might have had a better shot. But Fred Thompson is slogging through his campaign like "The Thing That Should Not Be" slogs its way through its six minute run.
In all honesty, Thompson is just a little too far right for me. He's not as bad as Duncan Hunter, and I think he has good intentions, but he's just not right for America at this point in time. I expect he will be dropping out of the race in a few weeks, as he is having a hard time rallying any new supporters. "Not dead which eternal lie..."




