LilTheater

L., 20, Male, United Kingdom
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11024 plays since 24 Mar 2005 (reset on 18 Jul 2009)

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    59 minutes ago
    Ok ok maybe yr not blind. The friend I see most I only see every couple of weeks :'( wahhhh. I don't like anyone irl atm, perhaps I've just given up haha. Idk I don't understand other people. I did have this creep who went to Kingston who stalked me on the internet and told me he loved me and I was like "I don't like you, you're creepy, you can't spell, FUCK OFF!" asdfghjkl he did not get the message. I think that has traumatised me somewhat. I KNOW WHAT IT IS I'M REPULSIVE TO ALL MEN. That will be it hahaahaha. I don't understand people's obsession with weight. I haven't gotten this in ages, but occasionally I get people thinking I'm anorexic and telling me to eat a big pie or something and I'm like "lolwut." You can't win. It wasn't as if it was a maaassive difference or anything, but people wouldn't shut up about it. Idgi, he looked fine before. I mean rly, what's wrong with being fat? We live in sad times.

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    4 hours ago
    hahaha I don't understand why people fancy people like Hugh Grant who are well known sleazes, but each to their own I guess. I barely have friends anymore, let alone love interests ho ho ho. I never meet anyone IRL, I swear every year I turn into even more of a loner. Fortunately I like my skin translucent. You're clearly blind. One of my friends once said to me "Oh I think I can see what you like about him now that he's lost some weight and his cheekbones are more visible" and I was like "wut." Whatevaaah you can't deny he makes a beautiful woman. Argh do people have to be so loud when they're standing right outside my door? Wish I didn't live in a block of flats with walls like paper.

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    7 hours ago
    lol wellll cuteness is not enough for me. I tend to like someone a bit and then hear them saying inane things or discover that they don't read or something and go off them immediately. And really no-one's quite as attractive to me as this man :) I mean how can you resist? I'd pay good money to see you being beaten up by Hillary Duff. Nahh beans is well sexy. Is he balding? Christ... I'm sure he's a lovely person. He really does look like he's come straight off a dodgy MTV reality show.

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    11 hours ago
    I don't like the phrase "spelling nazi" as it implies you're doing something bad, when you're really only doing what's right. Joyous or disturbing? That is where we differ! God really? I didn't like her in that, she was far too mean to Gordo. I was like "why do you like her, Gordo, why?" He looks a bit dodgy now ha ha ha. I liked Matt the best. He was me in little boy form. From this to this (yes one of my hobbies is looking up what kids from kids shows look like now) he looks a bot like a cross between a Jonas brother and a Weasley twin, but to be fair the Weasley twins are awesome. FUCKING LOOK AT BEANS FROM EVEN STEVENS. HE IS BEAUTIFUL. Not the Nine O Clock News is amazing haahahah

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    13 hours ago
    Yep, although It's quite hard to find any more songs that fit in with those tags, I guess there aren't that many songs about daterape... I will listen, I'm loving disco to disco, reminds me of Tiga a bit. Oh God I actually do like that Duff song, but as a massive Depeche Mode fan I hate her for this. Why has she got someone's thumb in her mouth in the video? What is this I don't even O_o as for that other song, Iiiiii remember that. Never realised it was so ~sexual~ haha, but I guess a lot goes over your head when you're tiny and innocent.

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    yesterday evening
    Ohohoho. Well I don't have particularly interesting tags either but my favourite purely going on the amusement factor is a toss up between "daterape" and "fucking serious." I have not, I just thought I recognised the name and discovered "that car advert song" heh. I do occasionally have a binge on finding out about songs I've heard in adverts. At the moment I'm having an "embarrassing songs from childhood that I secretly still quite enjoy" moment. See: Backstreet Boys, Steps, B*Witched, etc. Oh to grow up in the 90s was wondrous in its way.

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    yesterday evening
    Hahaha good idea. I just noticed that you have 949 tags. That is a lot of tags!!! You're a tagaholic :O

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  • ashdinosaur wrote:
    yesterday afternoon
    Hi. Is it me or has our musical compatibility got even lower? Bad times :'(

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  • boredstiff- wrote:
    last week
    yeah. it really sucks.

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  • boredstiff- wrote:
    last week
    oh yeah, it's not that remote. just really boring. I'm stuck with dial up though.

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