Hunulv

RealBaD

I tried sucking my balls once, it wasn't a pretty sight. Imagine a 250 pounds man, badly scarred and hairy as a bear, naked and contorted as a circus freak trying to reach his balls with his tongue. The smell wasn't great, I prolly should've taken a shower that month, but I believe in conserving resources. My gigantic penis also proved a terrible inconvenience, but twisting my scrotum finally worked around it despite a sharp pain. I managed to give it a couple of licks, but it wasn't that great, the salty taste of sweat and dried cum from the previous masturbation sessions made me throw up all over myself and waste tons of good food. Eh.