GrishInTrance

Sierven

I have a new name for you. DickThroat. See Grish *cough cough* DickThroat, once you got out of prison, you seemed to have wondered into the woods to become one with nature. However, You ran into the person who raped your fairy god mother. So you beat her with a giant stick made of butter. After you realized that your actions would send you back to prison, you quickly used your resourceful mind and began devouring her body. You thought "well, she's covered in butter. I love butter!" *WOOOOOWOOWOWOWOOWOWO* The sound of sirens are heard in the far distance. You mind recollects the memories you have of prison. Running through the forest with a bloody mouth, you soon get stopped by the mayor. "It's not what it looks like!" you shout. The mayor grins, "oh, you don't have to hide your secrets. I love 'strawberries' too." Shortly after his comment, you giggles and snorts. He knows, you thought. Debating on how you could get away with murder twice, you lead him into a bar and reveal your drink.