CyanideSandwich

Yeah that's right, motherfuckers! I'm the most brvtal, kvlt, and trve metalhead on the planet! Just look at some of these bands: It just doesn't get any more brvtal and trve than After Forever, Epica and Nightwish, does it? If you disagree with this, then you can kiss my motherfucking steel toe.

Seriously people..: There's only two kinds of music: Good music, and bad music. Unfortunately there's some bad people that listen to good music, and good people that listen to bad music.

I used to maintain this next section on my MySpace, however, since MySpace is apparently trying to die of cancer, I will move it here

I used to have a list of bands here. As you see, that list is gone, because it would be way too long if it were to be comprehensive and accurate. I listen to an Imperial Buttload (not to be confused with the similar, but not identical, Metric Buttload) of music. While not all-inclusive, the following genres of music are relevant to my interests: Heavy Metal, Gothic Metal, Death Metal, Black Metal, Blackened Death Metal, Deathened Black Metal, Thrash Metal, Doom Metal, Gothic Doom Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Power Metal, Glam Metal, Viking Metal, Pagan Metal, Ithyphallic Metal, Folk Metal, The Most Frostbitten and Grim Metal from the Very Very Very Very Very Very Inverted Mountains of Kxziiiimfghhhblaghl, Groove Metal, Sludge Metal, Drone Metal, Avant-garde Metal, and Contemporary Christian Rap.

(Besides, since now that this is on last.fm, you can see for yourself what I listen to, right?)

Bands that I absolutely, positively can not fucking stand:

Fall Out Boy, Brand New, Panic at the Disco, Blink 182, Dope, Drowning Pool, Egypt Central, Bobaflex, Rose Funeral, Suicide Silence, Bring Me the Horizon, Oceano, Stone Sour, Hinder, Nickelback, The End (yes I know that I list having seen them live below...doesn't mean I have to like them), Motley Crue, and Europe.

Bands I've seen live:

This list isn't to impress anybody, but is mostly so I can keep track for myself. Does not include "local" bands.

Abigail Williams (x4), Aborted, The Absence, Abysmal Dawn, Aesma Daeva, After Forever, Agolloch, The Agonist, Alestorm (x2), The Amenta, Amon Amarth, Anthrax, Arkona/Аркона (x2), Arsis (x2), Atreyu, Augury, Barren Earth, Belphegor (x2), Beneath the Massacre, Book of Black Earth, Blackguard (x5), Blind Guardian (x2), Bloody Panda, Bonded By Blood, Buckcherry, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cattle Decapitation, Cauldron, Cephalic Carnage, Clutch (x2), Coal Chamber, DÅÅTH, The Damned Things, Dark Castle, Dead By Wednesday, Death Angel, Decrepit Birth (x2), Deicide, Diabolic, Diecast, Doomrider, Dreaming Dead, Drivin' N' Cryin', Dying Fetus (x3), Early Man (x3), Echoes of Eternity, Eldritch, Eluveitie (x4), The End, Ensiferum (x3), Epica (x3), Epicurean, Evergrey, Evile, Exodus (x2), The Faceless (x2), Finntroll (x2), Forbidden (x2), Forged In Flame (x2), Gama Bomb, Gaylord, Gizmachi, Goatwhore (x7), God Forbid, The Goose Creek Symphony (x3), Haken, Hatebreed, Hatesphere, Holy Grail (x2), Hourcast, Hydrovibe, Ihsahn, Immolation, Impotent Sea Snakes, In Flames, In This Moment, Into Eternity, Kansas, Kataklysm, Keep of Kalessin (x2), Kivimetsän Druidi, Korpiklaani (x4), Kreator, Krisiun, Kvelertak, Labyrinth, Lacuna Coil (x2), Lazarus A.D., Leaves' Eyes, Lecherous Nocturne (x2), Lords of Acid, Loss, Machine Head, Mayhem (x2), Megadeth (x2), Melechesh, Metallica, The Misfits, Mob Rules, Monotonix (x2), Moonsorrow, Municipal Waste, Mushroomhead (x2), My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Nashville Pussy (x2), Necrophagist, Neuraxis (x2), Nevermore (x2), Nightwish (x2), Nile (x2), Nonpoint, Origin, Overkill, Pantera, Paradise Lost, Pathology, Peelander-Z, Phobia, Poets and Pornstars, Polkadot Cadaver (x2), Primordial, Psyclon Nine, Red Circuit, Rotten Sound (x2), Rotting Christ, Rose Funeral (x2..ugh), Rwake, Saint Diablo (x3), Sanctuary, Septic Flesh, Sepultura, Seven Kingdoms, Skeletonwitch (x4), Slayer, Stolen Babies, Stone Temple Pilots, Straight Line Stitch, Suffocation, Suicide Silence, Success Will Write Apocalypse Across The Sky, SuidAkrA, Swashbuckle (x3), Sworn Enemy (x2), Symphony X, System Divide, The Tossers, Therion (x2), 1349 (x2), 3 Inches of Blood (x3), Threat Signal, Throwdown (x2), Thy Will Be Done, Trail of Tears, Turisas, Týr (x3), Unexpect (x2), Valient Thorr, Vader, Veil of Maya (x2), Visions of Atlantis, Volbeat (x2), Voyager, Vreid, Warbringer (x6), Watain, While Heaven Wept, White Wizzard, Withered (x5), Within Temptation, Worm Ouroboros, Year Long Disaster, and Zoroaster.