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Official ANUS.com communication to all scenesters, hipsters and other fakes

3 Aug 2009, 21:18

You came into this genre, which had an idea of its own.

Because you are weak, and you can't tell the difference between appearance and reality, you started using it for your own ends. To make yourself seem cool, either blockheaded kvlt or obliviously "open-minded."

You thought things like Dethklok and brainless faux prog bands were really cool, in that ironic kind of hip way you like.

Everything you have done has not been about the music. It has not been about art or culture. It has been about you and your failing egos.

You want to make it a joke so you feel better about being the hopelessly normal and boring people you are. You want to hide how ordinary you are. We are not fooled.

We are taking this genre back. You, scenesters and hipsters and other people who do not understand the message behind this music and the spirit of its culture, are blight on a good thing. We are not interested in you or your failings.

Here is our official communication to you:

Comments

  • Redshift86

    You're so hardcore

    4 Aug 2009, 00:09
  • jefmangumspenis

    You must be so fun at parties.

    4 Aug 2009, 00:12
  • Hagelmand

    I'm all for metal, but seriously, get over it, nobody cares about hipsters.

    4 Aug 2009, 00:22
  • Dethbryte

    I wish I was as cool as you. /blinding sarcasm

    4 Aug 2009, 00:50
  • Conservationist

    Looks like I annoyed some hipsters! lol

    4 Aug 2009, 01:45
  • Dreadlitch

    LOL.

    4 Aug 2009, 03:19
  • guitarshred66

    That chain of replies is a little too perfect to be a mere coincidence. A+

    4 Aug 2009, 11:24
  • asgardsrei666

    Some hipsters are pist, finally.

    4 Aug 2009, 17:33
  • guitarshred66

    Any shred of genuine emotion a hipster might show is greatly overshadowed my smug apathy or sarcasm, as evidenced by the first few responses. I find that more satisfying than anything, to be honest.

    4 Aug 2009, 18:41
  • N808a4

    This would be more amusing if the oversized, novelty-fontface meme read "EAT A DICK" instead of "EAT DICKS". Someone is sacrificing delivery for grammar.

    5 Aug 2009, 16:57
  • metal_gimp

    fuck this website.

    6 Aug 2009, 13:12
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