I was asked on my profile "what is bastard pop?"
"Oh my dear boy" I said "it is when you take pop music, and push it over the desk, while you bugger it roughly from behind until it behaves".
Glad to see the "Top Artists" is full of the finest musical bastardisers.
The Don, the Emperor of bastardry himself, "Mark Vidler".
Ahh, Schmolli and Morgoth. 2 armoured metal bastards in a war against crap music. Their jack-boots kick the teeth out of bad music.
and there's definitely ain't no bastard party without Party Ben and A+D.
When it comes to the finest bastarding French cheese, ToToM is top of the cheese-board.
All complete bastards the lot of them, and the best bunch of bastards you'll ever find.