I know what I'll do. I'll go find out where he lives and go stake out in the bushes. And wait til he's fast asleep and go "NANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA!" But instead I just left a comment with the username "Hyenas" saying "WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
"fellas, this is the only situation in which randy's advice is to not get your dick sucked. if a girl wants to suck your dick in a bonnaroo porta potty, keep your penis away from her mouth! it doesn't matter how much hand sanitizer you have!"