Corrupt a Wish!

 
    • Rhyme79 disse...
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    • Mai 5 2012, 16h25
    Granted, you are in a 3 mile long queue.

    I wish I had more energy today.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    • Mai 7 2012, 20h17
    Granted, your local nuclear power station explodes, releasing several thousand megawatts of energy :( Sadly, the environment is now polluted for miles around...

    I wish last.fm wins a major award :)

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    • Mai 7 2012, 20h30
    Granted, but then everyone would have to pay 5€ a month for using it


    I wish I lived next to the sea

  • Granted, but you live in Antarctica

    I wish I had a dog

  • Granted, but he runs away.

    I wish I had a Gibson Thunderbird...

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    • Mai 8 2012, 15h33
    Granted, but your guardian angel may have been wearing the wrong glasses, and has given you a Gibbon driving Lady Penelope's pink Rolls Royce :D

    I wish the next person would wish for something that someone in this thread has already wished for.

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    • Mai 8 2012, 16h20
    Granted, but your wish has turned the thread into an infinite loop which crashes the servers.

    I wish the next person would wish for something that someone in this thread has already wished for.


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    • Mai 8 2012, 19h41
    Granted, but the game would just get repetitive and boring


    I wish I had wings

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  • Granted, but it runs away soon after you got it.

    I wish I was in bed.

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    • Mai 9 2012, 16h55
    Granted.

    Isn't he cute? Unfortunately he develops a penchant for Gothic rock and insists on playing it on his underwater, totally hi-tech out of Japan, Aqua hi-fi all day and night and you don't get a wink of sleep until he's pushing up the daisies in your window box.

    I wish I had a nice hat.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Granted, but then a bird flies up and craps on your hat.

    I wish I didn't have to do grown up things

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  • Granted, no more voluntary sex for you.

    I wish I was able to enjoy life more.

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    • Mai 11 2012, 2h39
    Granted. You are now a major enthusiast of the board game, Life.

    I wish I could predict the future.


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    • Mai 11 2012, 8h56
    Granted, you successfully predict your forthcoming kidnapping by the military authorities, who find great use for your talent...

    I wish the support forums didn't have so many repeats of almost identical bugs.

  • Granted, but your internet gets turned off.

    I wish I had pumpkin muffins.

  • Granted, but they're filled with bugs.

    I wish I had the ability to make whatever I want appear in thin air.

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    • Mai 12 2012, 14h36
    Granted you can now materialise your heart's desires on mountain summits where the air is lovely and thin.

    I wish someone would decorate my house.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
  • Granted, they decorate your house with sledgehammers and flamethrowers.

    I wish i had an IPod that could have unlimited space so i could store an endless amount of music on it.

    "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."
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    • Mai 12 2012, 17h12
    Granted, but you had to build an extension on your house to put it in because it's freaking huge.

    I wish i could focus on what it is I'm supposed to be doing.

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    • Mai 12 2012, 17h14

    "Without The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last.FM Platinum Round Table, the Beatles never would have made it." - Sir James Paul McCartney.
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    • Mai 13 2012, 3h05
    Granted, but outside your building, unicorns come descending down from the heavens to give everyone rides and you miss out on that.

    I wish I had a Ferrari.

  • Granted, you now have a Hot Wheels brand Ferrari.

    I wish i could control time.

    "Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."
  • Granted, you know have the power to fast forward time only during sex.

    I wish I could change skin color at will.

    sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something
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