The Never Ending Story!

 
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    • Dez 2 2010, 19h38

    The Never Ending Story!

    I kind of like threads like these so figured why not make one.

    So yea, some of you pretty much know what's up over here, others don't but we just start a completely random story, and everyone adds some stuff to it.

    Basically I will start with an open-ended sentence, and the next poster will add his/her open-ended sentence to it to get a cool story going!

    Make it random, don't hold back and let's see what we can come up with ^_^
    Example:

    Poster 1:
    So, last week I walked through town when across the street I noticed an odd looking....

    Poster 2:
    ...elephant trying to climb into a lamppost, so I instantly called...
    Easy enough right? Okay I'll start!

    Once upon a time a bunch of gnomes decided they had enough of....

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    • Dez 2 2010, 19h39
    ...dwarfs forcing them to do anal, so they...

  • rose up and enlisted all the gnomes in the land. With an army of over 100,000 gnomes they marched towards the dwarf homeworld, and proceeded to...

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    Bondage them and violate their orifices with heathened metal rods. However, during the process...

  • a group of elves appeared out of nowhere. They pledged allegiance to the dwarfs and started to fight the gnomes. In the end there layed many elven, dwarven and gnome bodies on the ground. The few survivors stood around a camp fire and...

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    • Dez 2 2010, 20h34
    roasted a few of the fallen. Just when it was time to eat...

    The secret forum last.fm doesn't want you to know about.
    (Find out what other people have already discovered.)
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    someone had a great idea to...

  • Have an ultimate Dance-Off. To see who was the best dancer. Everyone participated, and just when the competition got really heated...

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    Justin Bieber came out of nowhere (!) and then...

  • Michael Jackson came from heaven, did Moonwalk dance, made Bieber peed in his pant and runaway, and...

  • Everybody pointed and laughed. The next two competitors were...

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    • Dez 3 2010, 20h15
    ...busy knocking out a quick one behind the bushes and missed their turn, so...

    The secret forum last.fm doesn't want you to know about.
    (Find out what other people have already discovered.)
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    • Dez 3 2010, 20h38
    They had no chance of proving themselves worthy, which resulted in...

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    the next two competitors battling it out. It ended in a fist fight which led to...

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    • Dez 3 2010, 23h36
    a massive make up sex. However, the didn't count on...

  • the next competitor coming out during his performance, which made...

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    the whole thing all the better. Suddenly, out from the shadows, came a...

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    Panzer Division , all guns blazing , Followed closely By the Russian ...

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    Transsexual Lenin imitator who was hiding that...

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    his transsexual Trotsky imitator partner was actually a German socialist who....

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    • Dez 4 2010, 14h57
    sought to claim the whole dwarfish and gnomish kingdom for Germany. What he didn't count on however was...

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    Churchill, who drunkenly stumbled upon the plans and declared war on the dwarfish kingdom and...

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    • Dez 5 2010, 0h01
    ...then Doctor Who emerged from his phone box and said "Declare war on the Daleks too -- they've just landed at Roswell in a camouflaged weather balloon".
    But it was too late, because...

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    • Dez 5 2010, 2h02
    The Klingons then showed up in a cloaked bird of prey and blasted Dr. Who with a photon torpedo, which resulted in...

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    • Dez 5 2010, 8h35
    i love your explanation .thank you

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