The Early Four Track Recordings

Tracklist

	Track	Duration	Listeners
1	Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath	3:23	11,674
2	Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath	1:42	14,404
3	Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap	3:30	12,704
4	Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap	2:09	12,929
5	Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub	3:18	10,416
6	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home	2:38	9,873
7	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub	0:58	9,293
8	Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub	2:23	11,704
9	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin…	2:19	567
10	Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper and…	1:13	2,992
11	Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub	2:49	6,184
12	Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It…	1:28	2,132
13	Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself	5:09	9,765
14	Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree	2:25	9,390
15	Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom	2:47	9,122
16	Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom	3:50	8,630