"Pork and Beans" is a song from alternative rock band Weezer's 2008 album, The Red Album. It was released in digital form on April 24, 2008. It was released in a physical format in the United States on June 3, and in the UK on June 23 as part of the album, Weezer (Red Album). The track debuted at #19 on Billboard's Modern Rock chart.
The song was written by Rivers Cuomo as a reaction to a meeting with Geffen…
They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear
Oakley makes the shades that transform a tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your cool