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Unknown Hinson

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Who is UNKNOWN HINSON? He’s a sociopathic, gun-totin’, ex-con redneck (charges include three counts of murder one, 19 paternity suits and random grave-robbing offenses) who’s purported to be a 400-year-old vampire. He’s a former carnival geek whose midway specialties were biting the heads off “certain barnyard fowls” and lifting 50-pound weights with his tongue. He boasts many grand titles, not the least of which are “Chart-Toppin’ King of Country & Western Troubadours Ordained” and, most importantly (to him), “God’s Gift to the Womerns.” Oh, and one more thing: Unknown Hinson has previously gone on record as swearing that Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles downright stole most of their hits from him. “Them boys owe me hundreds!” One thing many don’t know about Unknown, is that
he has a lethal tattoo. If you see this par-tickler tattoo, you have moments to live.

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  • KaneRobot

    Happy retirement, Kang

    19 Nov 2012 Reply
  • Anta94

    great guy

    18 Sep 2012 Reply
  • toothybread

    New album!! RELOADED! According to his recent email newsletter: "FILLED WITH HEART STOMPIN, CHARTTOPPIN SONGS FROM THE GUTS OF THE ARTIST KNOWN AS UNKNOWN HINSON. CD'S ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT WWW.UNKNOWNHINSON.COM AND AT LIVE PERFORMANCES. HE'S GONE WAY TOO FAR ON THIS ONE. EVERY SONG INVOLVES A NEW AND DIFFERENT TRANSGRESSION FROM THE NORM. BE SOMEBODY, BUY IT!!!! YOU'LL LAUGH!!! YOUR ASS OFF UNTIL IT HURTS SO GOOD! YOU'LL CRY!!! BECAUSE YOU'LL IDENTIFY WITH HIS DEEP SORROWS AND HIS PSYCHOTIC EPISODES OF LUST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF PARTY LIKKER. YOU'LL PAY!!!!!!!!!! A REASONABLE AMOUNT FOR SOME FINE ENTERTAINMENT!" http://unknownhinson.com/

    22 Jun 2012 Reply
  • FakePlasticDick

    somebody save me from myself

    13 Mar 2012 Reply
  • Funeral_Opolis

    chassin' womerns an' drinkin' party likker

    18 Nov 2011 Reply
  • drunk_scientist

    you youngerns better be listenin to unknown. or he will lay the smack down on you with his mighty jagged edged sawed off shot gun [ we love you Early Cuyler]

    21 Feb 2011 Reply
  • awakan

    He is the King he can claim anything and it will be true

    3 Dec 2010 Reply
  • OutlawLoveSong

    "I love my chart-toppin' hair which the Lord give me... I like the sound of a carnival. Carnivals a purdy sound!

    25 Sep 2010 Reply
  • DurianClock

    Chart toppin' man

    5 Jul 2010 Reply
  • Hellbilly_Banjo

    Get your ass back here to knoxville right now baby!!!!!

    26 Jun 2010 Reply
  • oseland

    my hero.

    17 Jun 2010 Reply
  • elmaricomio

    I ain't doin' no drugs...but I could sure use some hippie girl's free loooooooove...

    31 May 2010 Reply
  • Caniac59

    Break Out The Party Liquor & Crank Up The Unknown Hinson Baby !!!!

    27 May 2010 Reply
  • Matt_Guilfoil

    Thanks for the great KC show tonight.

    7 May 2010 Reply
  • deathloop

    satan's a sankin' your free love boat. but i'll go on floatin', cuz i don't take dope.

    17 Mar 2010 Reply
  • Pentfixion

    aw hayul

    22 Feb 2010 Reply
  • Eatyourbrians

    how could anyone prounouce it womern. I've never even heard that before Hinson!

    30 Dec 2009 Reply
  • aquabatmobile

    Unknown, im the womern of your dreams. Let me move into your trailer.

    21 Dec 2009 Reply
  • dr000g

    Genius.

    18 Dec 2009 Reply
  • hi2ufriend

    He's awesome. Best lyrics ever.

    27 Nov 2009 Reply
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