In connection with minimum wage, I always either think of this, or Chris Rock's bit: "I was working at McDonald's earning minimum wage. Minimum wage. You know what that means? It means they're saying "The only reason I don't pay you eve less is because it would be *illegal*!"
Well I just got hired by a job, then they called back twice minutes later, the second time to remind me I would be getting minimum wage - I immediately blasted this song just after that. Pretty please raise the wage to 9$