• dumb shuffle track quiz questions thing...

    30 Nov 2006, 06:21 by asprocketrocket

    1) How does the world see me?
    Song: so far away
    Artist: stabbing westward
    Interpretation: I guess people do see me as being wrapped up in thought about anything but the situation at hand. Its kind of embarresing but true.

    2) Will I live a happy life?
    Song: my boss
    Artist: raw power
    Interpretation: I will be my own boss in due time and I would fucking love that.

    3) How do my friends really feel about me?
    Song: false ambitions
    Artist: satanic surfers
    Interpretation: Im not sure, maybe they think its pointless to be my friend? That sucks.

    4) Do people secretly lust after me?
    Song: sweet dudes + sweet ladies
    Artist: defiance ohio
    Interpretation: I think that would indicate they think Im nice..

    5) How can I make myself happy?
    Song: crosses
    Artist: ASG
    Interpretation: uh, not through religion haha. But the song is about drawing crosses on a girl during sex so yeah sex makes me happy. That works.

    6) What should I do with my life?
    Song: All our fans are gay
    Artist: anal cunt
  • Chalk and Cheese #20: Atomic Kitten vs. Eartha Kitt

    15 Oct 2006, 10:43 by Orange_Anubis

    What we have here is innocence versus experience, like William Blake if he'd used to be in OMD. Atomic Kitten always tried to project a wholesome sort of of an image, which never quite rung true as they always carried the distinct whiff of being slappers, while Eartha Kitt celebrated her own sexuality at every turn, but somehow seemed more of a lady overall.

    I say 'celebrated' and 'seemed' when talking about Eartha Kitt, but my use of the past tense is premature. Most famous perhaps for her stint as Catwoman in the 60s Batman series, she's still touring today, at an unconfirmed age believed to be approaching 80. It's her signature song I Want to Be Evil that I'm interested in today. Delivered originally in a lazy drawl, like most of her early material it became cultish following her live performances. The 1965 recording 'Live At The Plaza' is a huge favourite in my workplace; Eartha performs improbably in languages including Japanese, Romanian, a Philippines dialect and Urdu, cackling and barking throughout.