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The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It’s free to download from The Onion.

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kiwibeard wrote:
Tuesday morning

Doyle is my father... no joke

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kyusslover wrote:
last month

Fucking amazing. I want to work for them

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lincredible wrote:
September 2009

the o'neils plan to subject the infant to the music of Sugar Ray would likely have produced what doctors call an "asshole baby".

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tschill wrote:
August 2009

Yup. This chinese-bought-out-thingy is brilliant. I liked more than anything else the opinion *Dana Lechter: The Internet Allows For A Free Exchange Of Unmitigated Information* and the article *Internet Adds 12th Website*. :))

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Evanfm wrote:
July 2009

This whole "The Onion has been bought out by China" running gag is great.

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vx_GASMAN wrote:
July 2009

I fancy the pants off Andrea Bennett. She so fiiiine.

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TristTrist wrote:
May 2009

There are several sections of the news that I like. The one in the Steam Room and Today.

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the-majicou wrote:
May 2009

Yes.

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distractedk wrote:
April 2009

Too funny.

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Hyou_fushichiou wrote:
March 2009

Contains more truth than actual news. Even if that truth is hidden under all that awesomeness.

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TomaNistor wrote:
March 2009

The best news podcast there is.

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witecross wrote:
February 2009

onion is fucking cute!

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8thlight wrote:
December 2008

http://www.last.fm/group/I+Love+Non+Music+Podcasts!

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The30YearsWar wrote:
October 2008

best. podcast. ever.

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Selbbub wrote:
October 2008

All hail The Onion News Network

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patthew wrote:
September 2008

Much as I like this podcast, it's slowly creeping its way towards my top 10 artists.

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M8T7 wrote:
August 2008

So who has seen the movie? It's been out for a while now. If you haven't seen it yet, it's hilarious. My favorite skit is the film review.

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haloinahaystack wrote:
August 2008

love th onion

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podcastify wrote:
July 2008

Added to Podcast! (http://last.fm/group/Podcast%21)

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joels344_1 wrote:
March 2008

John McCain wins by 48% Damn....

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