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The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It's… read more

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    TRUMP / PALIN 2016
  • Avatar for spacematador
    hey you snark bags: if you have the word 'space' in your name
  • Avatar for PhamilyJules
    The Onion is a beacon of honesty in a world teeming with lies.
  • Avatar for jimm9349
    The only news I can stand to watch.
  • Avatar for SeveralPeople
    I love how they made Obama's voice sound Black.
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    BREAKING NEWS Second hand smoke linked to second hand coolness
  • Avatar for kiwibeard
    Doyle is my father... no joke
  • Avatar for kyusslover
    Fucking amazing. I want to work for them
  • Avatar for lincredible
    the o'neils plan to subject the infant to the music of [artist]sugar ray[/artist] would likely have produced what doctors call an "asshole baby".
  • Avatar for tschill
    Yup. This chinese-bought-out-thingy is brilliant. I liked more than anything else the opinion *Dana Lechter: The Internet Allows For A Free Exchange Of Unmitigated Information* and the article *Internet Adds 12th Website*. :))

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