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A song about the eponymous Alpha Couple, two lower-middle class people who have lost all the love between them and only want to drink themselves to death.

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I hope that our few remaining friends
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
to piss off the dumb few that forgave us

The Mountain Goats - No Children Lyrics


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  • and I hope that if I found the strength to walk out You'd stay the hell out of my way
  • all time fav...
  • A favorite of mine even among my favoritest favorites. Überfav.
  • "I hope you die, I hope we both die" is the best refrain ever...
  • "You are coming down with me/hand in unlovable hand"
  • You ..
  • I hope we both die.
  • This song turning into a big sing-along at a Mountain Goats show may be one of the best moments of my life.
  • when this played in Moral Orel, man, that was such a great moment. [2]
  • MAN this song hurts.

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