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The Incredible Sharons


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Two girls called Sharon on vocals, one bloke called Venus De Milo on keyboards/programming.

Inane lyrics and plagarists of every musical genre going.

All three band members were killed by a runaway steamroller in Staffordshire in 1990.

The band recorded two EPs ‘Handbag Frenzy’ and ‘Disco Drongo’ before their untimely deaths.

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  • Axemrangerz

    I long for new tracks (sniff). At least I have a bobby o tag-radio.

    2 Oct 2008 Reply
  • Axemrangerz

    cool & sexy! sizzle!

    25 Jun 2008 Reply
  • toyboxterror

    Hi there, I noticed you have a song called 'Toybox Terror' My band is named Toybox Terror! Isn't that a cool coincidence?

    24 Jun 2008 Reply
  • Axemrangerz

    i masturbate to this.

    21 Jun 2008 Reply
  • christiemalry

    Stitching male bags, eh? What kind of fresh perversion is this?! I nearly died of horror when I found out about teabagging (via John Waters), but REALLY! I shall never hear Ver That in the same way again.

    18 Mar 2008 Reply
  • MotherFist

    Daddy was a sod for sticking it where he shouldn't. Even prison wasn't a deterrent as you know a spell inside is merely 30% stitching mailbags, 10% rehabilitation and 60% fucking ass. A cake-crumbed cunt is what you have and what you are darling, never forget (as Take That so neatly put it).

    18 Mar 2008 Reply
  • christiemalry

    I remember your father's moped/sidecar combo. He took me for a ride once. It was rather bumpy, and something of a tight squeeze. Now there was a chap who knew how to head up a tight alley without scraping the walls. He had to dismount to adjust his helmet and grease up his engine but, wow, WHAT an experience! Thirty years on and I'm still removing Christening cake crumbs from my mancunt.

    18 Mar 2008 Reply
  • MotherFist

    That reminds me of the time that my father was delivering boxes of christening cake on his moped in the 70s. He took a roundabout too sharp and lost a few boxes, which were mistaken for semtex by an onlooker. Father arrested and accused of being a terrorist for 36 hours. Silly goat.

    17 Mar 2008 Reply
  • christiemalry

    Sharon 2's mum has been in touch via the local constabulary to point out that it wasn't 'a turd in a Tiffany box' so much as a shoebox containing a cassingle of I Think We're Alone Know, lovingly cushioned in my own pubes. I apologise unreservedly to Sharon 2's mum and, indeed, the late Tiffany Mall for any offence caused.

    17 Mar 2008 Reply
  • MotherFist

    Yes, Sharon 1 was such a slut. She had so much cock she had to keep pushing her fanny back in with a broomhandle. Sharon 2 was the prettier, more academic twin. Their deaths were a tragedy both to their families and the music business, which is reeling from the lack of their presence in the hit parade. You came, you saw, you often had spunk in your perms after returning to school after lunch.

    17 Mar 2008 Reply
  • christiemalry

    I was obsessed with Sharon 2 (in fact, I used to stalk her, way before the term 'stalking' became common parlance) and was so upset by her death that I left a turd in a Tiffany box on her mother's doorstep during the wake. Sharon 1? WHORE.

    17 Mar 2008 Reply