The Every Inch of You Songfacts says This song finds frontman Justin Hawkins dreaming of becoming a rock star. He originally wrote the tune as a one-verse introductory number a couple of years before The Darkness came to prominence with their Permission To Land debut album. The band used to open with it during some of their early gigs in London.
Oh baby I was a loser
Several years on the dole
An Englishman with a very high voice
Doing rock and roll