This time I'm going to use lines from the songs cause otherwise the shuffle seems too insane, what with never speaking complete sentences.
Me: Hey dude, what's up? Haven't seen you in a while.
Shuffle: We are simple, you are simple, life is simple too. (The Simple Song
Me: Oh, um, OK. That's kind of weird. I...I don't really grasp the point you're trying to make there. Maybe it's because I'm simple. Not that I should feel bad about it, life is simple, too.
Shuffle: There will be a show tonight on trampoline. (Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
Me: Well, I guess I'm free. When is it? What is it, even, really? Just a guy on a trampoline? That'd be too simple for a whole show. But then again, life is simp--
Shuffle: I AM TRYING! I AM TRYING! (Conduit for Sale!
Me: Calm down, dude. Sorry. I'm not being ungrateful. I mean, I'll go. I'll go. Ok? I'll go. Trampoline show. I'll go.
Shuffle: My new friends are offering the things I never dreamed. (Boy In The Well