Open (music player of your choice) and put your playlist on shuffle. Say the name of each bolded question out loud and press play. Use the name of the song as your answer to the question. See what you come up with.
How does the world see me?
Song: In the Ocean Blue
Artist: Jason Steele
Comment: As a fish.
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Reconstructing More Science
Artist: Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory
Comment: A life of scientific testing? I'll take that as a yes.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Ocean Stars Falling
Comment: As a cosmic fish.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Test Subject Session Gamma
Artist: The CamPanulas
Comment: Yes, I guess, maybe?
How can I make myself happy?
Artist: Tenacious D
Comment: No comment.