Accidentally (3:16)

ACCIDENTALLY

I was best prepared
With what I’d say to her
If I’d ever meet her accidentally
Found some lines in some old books
So I got what it took
To be strong and certain but still friendly

Learned that stuff in front of my mirror
And I pretended that I’d hear her
So I even was prepared for her replies
Her bad excuses and her pretty lies
If I’d ever meet her accidentally

Then I walked the streets
Lookin’ out to meet
Her accidentally
Thought of what to say

If she might cross my way
So I could finally hurt her incidentally

I would let her know that I was doin’ fine
I would tell her bout that new love of mine
I’d enjoy the vanishin’ of her smile
And I’d look like a winner for a while
If I’d ever meet her accidentally

If I’d ever meet her accidentally
She couldn’t even do one single move
Without me watchin’ every little twinkle of her eyes
Or tremble in her thighs
I I’d ever meet her accidentally

Years and years have passed
And I found out at last
I will never meet her accidentally
A friend told me today
She left town for to stay
With some guy who’d treat her gentlemanly

Now I turned out to be the one who’s stuck in this damned town
I’m the loser of all these uncounted rounds
She has won the game on all accounts
And I got to get used to how that sounds
I will never meet her accidentally
No I will never ever never ever never
Meet her accidentally