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Tarmacian structures only exist to service the business, administration, consumer, leisure and accommodation needs of the species. The dominance of Tarmacian culture is not questioned by the majority of Tarmacians. No consideration to externalities is given unless an externality is close to breaking point and threatens to impede the progress of Tarmacian culture. The Tarmacians will then embark on a crusade to undo the damage they have done whilst claiming that they are saving the planet. Denial and lack of responsibility are powerful weapons in the hands of the Tarmacians. Gord Bless ‘em…

The Collective of Planet Tarmac welcomes all without prejudice to learn more about Planet Tarmac and Tarmacian Customs and Everyday Life in the interests of Cultural Exchange. Music, Art, Design and Visual artifacts produced under the name “Tarmacians” are products of the Arts division of the Collective’s Cultural Program (T.C.C.P.)

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  • LittleCustard

    i sincerly say sorry for what i said

    10 Oct 2010 Reply
  • sarvam_dukha

    woofit banned? yarp yarp

    27 Sep 2010 Reply
  • the_cap_man

    doctor who

    27 Aug 2010 Reply
  • Astro-kopp

    whitespider1: If you have any work published I want to buy it. Or if you don't have then stop wasting your breath here, go and do some nice jotting down for us, we'll all buy your shit.

    14 Aug 2010 Reply
  • Anomaly15

    Feeling Dry, Unlubed and Intractable? SPUME - it gives you fliiiipers!

    14 Aug 2010 Reply
  • mathcore16

    Br00talizer is better

    13 Aug 2010 Reply
  • CountJelly

    Woofit has asked to convey to his last.fm readers that he is still available to read on myspace, facebook and reverbnation. He appears nonchalant about his departure from last.fm, and is currently enjoying a good Bonio (sic)

    16 Jul 2010 Reply
  • GalaxiaRetro

    this really is awful.

    16 Jul 2010 Reply
  • optimistic_tour

    Woofit RIP

    16 Jul 2010 Reply
  • CountJelly

    The Collective through T.C.C.P. wished to confirm that Woofit is currently censured owing to his contuned extention of his hyper-narrative into personalized cyberspace. The Collective is still available to to answer all questions on Planet Tarmac, through this page, The Official Tarmacian Collective Cultural Embassy or through the label T.C.C.P. In light of this admirable action of cyber vigilantism, the Embassy will be hosting a discussion entitled "Woofit's contributions on Last.fm "Spam" or evolving hyper-narrative? - encrouchments on percieved personal space online" Entities from all sides of the discussion however verbose or limited the communication skills are invited to participate.

    15 Jul 2010 Reply
  • shallowbreed

    Hahaha, you spammers finally got banned. Thanks last.fm!

    15 Jul 2010 Reply
  • illiad

    woofit you are a knob head says your bro mrhassabeena.

    5 Jul 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    Balls to the wall I say or was that AC/DC. Anyways neverseemind. Wrong. I was driving homeward bound this beautiful morning, people were smiling and jostling and generally having a whizz woo of a time and I was dandy with my thoughts of purity when my wee nipper snapper of a son put on the car sterio system, then the tarmacipoo's latest track on. My day was no longer one of joyous dandy thoughts but one of utter despair and turnmoil. I immediately had a projective thought of me careering off the road at 45mph approximately and as spandau ballet put it breaking through the barricades and plunging into a very deep river. Like the one in that great Billy Joel song, in the night. You all know what I mean you darn peckerwoods. So Woofit your friends with a spider are you. Cant find no poochies of your own to hang out with and you start friendships with the 8 legged ones huh. I will dock your puny little tail. Dont like the sight of elastic bands even in the shape of a ball. Fetch

    13 Apr 2010 Reply
  • CountJelly

    It has come to the attention of the Collective that the entity known as "whitespider1" has claimed that he was once a member of the "Tarmacians". Music, Art, Design and Visual artifacts produced under the name "Tarmacians" are products of the Arts division of the Collective's Cultural Programme (T.C.C.P.). The Collective has never engaged with "whitespider1" and this entity is unknown to Tarmacian Authoritites.

    6 Apr 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    shut up with all that tarmac stuff woofit. Stop drooling over yellow lines and green lights. Your lucky you don't have to walk to the workshop like i did in my dandy youth. With a rat a tat tat and a dum ding do. I whistled my merry step to a hard days graft for thrupence a penny my old cockle. Forget about foolish character like Mr Ginsberg and appreciate the finer being like the mentioned Mr Reagan. Are you one of those democrat fools woofit. You a red woofit, huh, huh. I will bury you with your fed flag woofit when they put you down at Manor Road Vets. You have been there before Woofster. I saw you a trembling and cowering when that big shaggy dog came a rollin in. You did a woopsie on the floor, didn't you woofit. And then your dinkle grew in stature. You dirty dog. I would make you skoop up your own woopsies and swipe you if you sprayed in my gaff.

    10 Mar 2010 Reply
  • LittleCustard

    I agree.

    15 Feb 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    Ho you cheeky boy. I have listened to your new track Tarmacians and I think you need to stop listening to Take That. It's a complete rip off you spudheads. Well Propositional Logic are in the process of creating something beautiful that isn't a rip off of the mighty Take That. Im in the creative process right now and have hummed many a fine dandy tune. You just wait until you sniff my mighty tunes. I will be selling out that Wembly Stadium place by the end of the year. I may give the Tarmacians a support slot just to see you die on stage and get lots of abuse. I will even allow all your family's to come just to see you get hissed and booed at you peckerwood punks. I hate the tarmacians already. Laugh, huh, did I, No, I did not.

    14 Feb 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    I have to express my change of heart. At first I found the tarmacians a vulgar, tedious affair, out to play horse chestnuts with my simple little mind. Now, however and after forcing myself to listen to them I have had a change of heart. I can honestly say that their product is on a par with The Dark Side Of The Moon, Rumours, The White Album, Spreading The Disease, So Far, So Good And So What and the mighty Into The Pandemonium releases. Possibly better than the first three. Anyways, congratulations on the conversion and your music will live with me forever. I love you, Tarmacians.

    3 Feb 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    As you can see I am a dandy fella and this morning I was feeling quite dandy. The sun was out, people were smiling and I was enjoying my life thus far. All in all a great day was being had by mrhassabeena. Then I decided to log onto lastfm and listen to the tarmacians (obviously of manchunian decent). Candidates for the novella. I think not. My day was ruined by the first octive of track one. Im tired of the tarmacians on these modern airwaves and I would suggest all you folk to listen to the music of mrhassabeena's generation. Lets give a big shout for old timer music and forget this forget me not music.

    1 Feb 2010 Reply
  • mrhassabeena

    Well this is the first piece of music I have listened to since the great Hassabeena deceased. Since that fatal accident in that speedboat my life has never been the same. I was hoping the tarmacians would change that but to my utter disappointment they have altered nothing. I did manage to muster a small twitch listening to this but that was all. However, maybe I dont understand this evil sinister side to human nature. I only know of the wonders of this beautiful world that we live in. Just cos I am a dwarf that doesn't mean I have no taste in music. Tarmacians, you are through in this town. Tarmacians R.I.P.

    30 Jan 2010 Reply
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