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The Straight Coffins…

Nobody knows how these guys got started, a lot of people say that 200 years ago, a guy called Whamblonkah, and a dude called Purtkokos formed this band to demonstrate the power of death vocals… But nobody liked their music, but who would? It was the Roman age, what do Romans know about music? And now they're back, and just recorded their first new single: Gay Gangbang. Listen if you like … but don't be surprised if The Straight Coffins blow out your guts!!!

Nowadays The Coffins are based in New West Hellshire (that's somewhere in Great Brittain), and their music is applauded by many critics, because they are very minimalistic in equipment, but very maximalistic (or something like that) in their sound. At the moment, The Coffins consist of:

-Annus - Something that sounds like the drums
-Lube - Something that sounds like a guitar

Main influence: Pussy Galore because they like tha noise ^^

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