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Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge.

The band is best known for their 1980 track, “Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps”, coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was “Simon Templar”, a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.

In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill’s TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and the band performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as “The Demon”, Gene Simmons.


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  • NeroAsTheLife

    I remeber bein a pretty young punk kid and bein totally unable to spell their name. Ahah!

    28 Jul 2012 Reply
  • academyofrock

    Now in New York - Splodgenessabounds

    29 Apr 2012 Reply
  • CWScream

    haha this band were on harry hill's tv burp!

    9 Feb 2012 Reply
  • Christjan

    When I'm in the UK, I can't order two pints of lager without chuckling.

    24 Oct 2011 Reply
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    22 Oct 2010 Reply
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    13 Oct 2009 Reply
  • wtfTegan

    The Malcolm Opera ftw.

    28 May 2009 Reply
  • 6079smith

    thinking about it i seem to remember buying a single that had a boomerang with it that was guaranteed not to come back!

    8 Apr 2009 Reply
  • 6079smith

    the butterfly song is on the extended splodgenessabounds cd 'splodgenessabounds'. its on captain oi records and is numbered 'AHOY CD 180'. seen 'em a couple of times. they seemed to cancel more gigs than what they actually played. the rock against ginger hair was a good one though. gingers out!! lol

    8 Apr 2009 Reply
  • Yashkaminah

    Omg I can't find the butterfly song anywhere D: It makes me so sad. So many Good times to that song Lol. Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please Ftw :D

    26 Feb 2009 Reply
  • Thomas_pwgy

    I used to listen to Splodgenessabounds back in my punk days! Some great songs i have to say!

    17 Dec 2008 Reply
  • chiftelos

    you've been splodged

    16 Dec 2008 Reply
  • jmverville

    The Mongol theme will never get old.

    19 Nov 2008 Reply
  • naama_is_fine

    two pints of lager and a bag of crisps - depresses me whenever I listen to it..........

    24 Sep 2008 Reply
  • Wiggy64

    Seen 'em live many times, but Max Splodge done an acoustic set in Glasgow which was amazing ~ fav songs must be ~ yarmouth 5 O / bicycle seat / Have you got a light boy ? / Sox / I fell in love with a female plumber from Harlesden NW10. Well worth seeing if you get the chance !!!

    22 Jul 2008 Reply
  • mlproject

    A few years back a freind had a splodge CD with the track 'Graffiti' on it and I haven't been able to find it on any splodge releaes since. anyone have this track!?

    10 Dec 2007 Reply
  • ScaredOf-Urself

    Two pints and a packet of crips please I'm for real! Why won't you serve meeee! ^_^

    28 Nov 2007 Reply
  • bAzTNM

    Simon Templar! Great song.

    20 May 2007 Reply
  • peternh

    It was on a flexi-disk (anyone remember those?) given away free with something, I think.

    10 Dec 2006 Reply
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